Looking at it a bit, what a mess you have. ­

So the "real" Scottish is Scottish_Gaelic, that is spoken by about 1%?

Lol, yeah. I find it a kinda nice mess though, diversity being the spice

of life and all that. ­

I wouldn't say 'real' Scottish language, but certainly Gaelic is the

historic language of Scotland...spoken now predominantly in the Hebridean

Islands and some areas of the Highlands. I'm no expert, but what is taught

in most schools here would probably be considered Standard Scottish

English. True Scots (Lowland Scots, not Gaelic), however, is regarded as

an ancient dialect of English...and while it differs quite a bit from the

Standard Scottish Englsih taught in schools, is very much still alive as a

spoken language. There are also plenty other very particular dialects

which are different enough to seem like their own language...such as

Doric.

For sure unique dialects are prominent enough here that you could struggle

a little to be understood from one part of the country to the other. Its

fun! ;)