pete devlin wrote:> > In message <4228e7f6@quokka.wn.com.au>, Rick Boyd <boyd@comswest.net.au>> > writes> >
Alas no, Dev. I am of the old school, and still have this odd> >> expectation that humour should actually be funny.> >
But you're a kiwi. Well you were once. Kiwis know nothing of humour. No,> > I lie. They know about 0.1% more about it than SAns. Hell, even merkins> > beat kiwis on the humour front. Except the ones I just worked with. I> > don't think they were from the same planet.>
The only thing I find amusing about Scotland is their heinous accents> and the fact that the men have less body hair than the women. I've seen> yetis with less facial hair than the average Scottish skank. Feel free> to disagree, Pete, but I dare say that you secretly agree with me.>
I probably shouldn't mention this, since it may tarnish my reputation> with the ladies here, but I once got into a fight with a Scottish guy> over his women. Having fists of steel I of course destroyed him in a> furious frenzy that left him stunned, but the point about his women> seemed to be lost on him. Perhaps it was rude to compare her to that of> a wandering sasquatch, but I must say he did overreact a tad. He smelled> pretty bad as well. He had the stench of failure.
