I've only *ever* been able to achieve a "Delta 8" level of "Usenet Loser".
I remember once, a long time ago, back before the web, I was almost able to see "Delta 9"...but I fell asleep that night and I never saw it again. I mean, I got close a couple of times, but it always seemed like "Delta 9" was just out of reach.
What's the secret to reaching this holiest of usenet loser levels? I found all the dungeon keys, I crossposted once in the magical shrine of kibology, I was able to completely finish the maze of cain, and I've beaten the Dragon of apww *twice*...I know I've got all the armor, and my weapons are all maxxed out...I think the only thing I never got was the winged boots...is that what you need to make it to Delta 9?
Come on, help a brother out...sucka gots to know...
"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:d6lamu$cmc$1@news3.infoave.net...> I've only *ever* been able to achieve a "Delta 8" level of "Usenet Loser".>
I remember once, a long time ago, back before the web, I was almost able > to see "Delta 9"...but I fell asleep that night and I never saw it again. > I mean, I got close a couple of times, but it always seemed like "Delta 9" > was just out of reach.>
What's the secret to reaching this holiest of usenet loser levels? I found > all the dungeon keys, I crossposted once in the magical shrine of > kibology, I was able to completely finish the maze of cain, and I've > beaten the Dragon of apww *twice*...I know I've got all the armor, and my > weapons are all maxxed out...I think the only thing I never got was the > winged boots...is that what you need to make it to Delta 9?>
Come on, help a brother out...sucka gots to know...
Try crossposting everything to alt.food.waffle-house.
Also, write some fan fic about waffles.
-- Zodiac69 the king of AFWH 864's worst poster ever
I've only *ever* been able to achieve a "Delta 8" level of "Usenet Loser".>
I remember once, a long time ago, back before the web, I was almost able to >see "Delta 9"...but I fell asleep that night and I never saw it again. I >mean, I got close a couple of times, but it always seemed like "Delta 9" was >just out of reach.>
What's the secret to reaching this holiest of usenet loser levels? I found >all the dungeon keys, I crossposted once in the magical shrine of kibology, >I was able to completely finish the maze of cain, and I've beaten the Dragon >of apww *twice*...I know I've got all the armor, and my weapons are all >maxxed out...I think the only thing I never got was the winged boots...is >that what you need to make it to Delta 9?>
Come on, help a brother out...sucka gots to know...
Delta 9 is not something that it is obtained; it is something ordained by Shub-Internet. It is also not something that you need to work at to get; since you clearly smack of effort, you are farther from your goal than before. Remember, "Sharpness comes without effort."
Double T the Legally Blind Referee 21 May 2005 09:03:01 [ permanent link ]
"FunkyM" <funkym@my-deja.com> wrote in news:1116621437.795360.13480 @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
Krusty writed:>> I've only *ever* been able to achieve a "Delta 8" level of "Usenet> Loser".>>
I remember once, a long time ago, back before the web, I was almost> able to>> see "Delta 9"...but I fell asleep that night and I never saw it> again. I>> mean, I got close a couple of times, but it always seemed like "Delta> 9" was>> just out of reach.>>
What's the secret to reaching this holiest of usenet loser levels? I> found>> all the dungeon keys, I crossposted once in the magical shrine of> kibology,>> I was able to completely finish the maze of cain, and I've beaten the> Dragon>> of apww *twice*...I know I've got all the armor, and my weapons are> all>> maxxed out...I think the only thing I never got was the winged> boots...is>> that what you need to make it to Delta 9?>>
Come on, help a brother out...sucka gots to know...>
You need to equip your +18 Loser Bracelet on your Usenet Mage! Duh!!>
