The first round for Division A has concluded. Here are the winners (denoted by asterisks).
*#1 Alex "Dink Cain (17) vs. #16 Mark Van Pelt (6)
Six people were obviously using hardcore drugs and forgot how badly Dink sucks.
*#8 Steve Turner/Nik Rivera (13) vs. #9 Captain Workrate (7)
Trent "Devolver" Siegfried's old-man-ex-wrestler-with-hot-young-roommate sock couldn't cut the mustard compared to the guilty party behind such gimmicks as "Billy McFuckpants".
*#3 Peter Panaro (15) vs. #14 Rockboy (6)
The stench of Pete-No-Heat still lingers months after his disappearance, and made Rockboy look like a saint in comparison.
*#6 Michael Paul Mottola (18) vs. #11 Zodiac69 864 (4)
RSPWers rewarded Luigi's tantrum with a mind-boggling blowout victory over the not-much-better Zodiac.
*#2 Brandon Hex (14) vs. #15 Chad Bryant (9)
The same drug abusers plus three also chose 2003's RSPW Troll Of The Year over the completely worthless white-trash Bwandon.
#7 Sabu424 v3.0 (Keith Carrot) (7) vs. *#10 No Name/Dwight Rapper (13)
A slight upset, as the longtime clueless stalker of phony "wrestling insider" Incubus goes over the third incarnation of RSPW's original phony "wrestling insider" Sabu424, as portrayed by adorably stupid kook Keith Carrot.
*#4 Trijcomm (14) vs. #13 Corey Is Ominous Man (8)
Scott/Janis is just too hot as RSPW's fountain of political & cultural misinformation.
#5 Extreme1 (9) vs. *#12 That WebTV Idiot (12)
The closest matchup of the first round saw another loser seed prevail - most agree that Extreme Crackhead is lower than the grime in the gutter he sleeps in most nights, but they felt that the WebTV idiot obsessed with underage girls is that much worse.
Division B First Round ballot to be posted momentarily!
