What's up with her eyes? I haven't seen a picture of her yet without them being as wide as eyes can be open. It's like she's in a trance or just took eye drops or something.
Google Beta User <madrox99@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:1115122171.867497.207960@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...> Most retarded main-event storyline ever.>
I'm not even a News Saturation basher, I can see the relevance of the> Pope dying, the implications of the Schiavo case on future laws, or the> novelty of the Michael Jackson stuff.>
But this is just retarded.
She's the new shark. A little thing called 9/11 pushed the sharks out of the news, but it looks like they're making comeback now.
That was an amazing story. Sharks like water... and they occasionally bite dumb people! How would I have ever known that without the help of my cable news channel?
This one is a little different. They were all ready for the "husband kills wife" angle they love so much, (and this one was even better, since the wedding was about to happen) and got caught with their pants down. Honestly, I think they're still covering this to bury her for making them look bad.
-- Stu Frink, the Rip Rogers of RSPW, otherwise known as Professor Chug
