Re: Re: Good morning or good evening depending upon your location. I want to ask you the most import
Pope GregoryD 28 April 2005 00:26:36
Pope Ominous the 69th - The Patron Saint of RSPW knelt and kissed my pinky ring before declaring:
Anti-Pope? Pshaw! You worship a mere turnbuckle, while I worship the> GOG> for whom the turnbuckle was created! There would be no need for a> turnbuckle had not Terry Christ Hogan come down from above to deliver> his> technical wrestling greatness! Have you not heard the sermons? Did> you> not feel the pythonic vigor? I dub thy church the Coptic Church of the> Turnbuckle! Know thy role and get thee away from me, heretic!>
-- You are the heathen.. Terry Christ is a false prophet. the true lord> is Mick Foley or Saint Foley. You are thine heretic I am the most> holiest of the holy.Gregory should be a ayatollah for you are not of> the true faith. go back to your cult of the boring leg drop and pin. we> praise a true soul
Foley is but a follower of an extreme cult which chooses to mock the Church and His greatness. He spills his own blood hoping to gain the good graces of the Hulkamaniacs, who shun him in hopes that one day, he too will join His church. Nay, the Church is not one of thumbtacks and barbed wire, but of leg drops and muscular poses! Our GOG does not need such toys and cheap tricks to bring Hulkamaniacs into the fold, no more than He needs gold medals, cans of beer, or sledgehammers. You continually show the error of your ways, and I only pray that Terry will someday awaken the love for the Hulkster in you as well.
In the name of the Hulkster, Hollywood, and Mister America,
Amen.
-- Pope GregoryD
Founder of Opus Hogan, Patriarch of the West Coast, Vicarius Fili Hulkster, Successor of the Mouth, Primate and Archbishop of Venice Beach
