How to learn who is subscribed to my blog?
We have too many Popes
Hello Guest
  
  • Login
• Register…
• Start blog
  • Who, Where, When
• What is interesting here?
• Duels
  • Polls
• Avatars
• Interests
  • Cities and Countries
• Random blog
• Users search
  • Search
• Games
• Tests
• GYXU
  • Ñîîáùåñòâà
• Talxy Chat
• Horoscope
• Online
 
Register!

GYXU > Pro Wrestling > We have too many Popes 28 April 2005 10:39:56

  Recent blog posts: 
  Forums:   
  Discuss: 
  Recent forum topics: 
  Recent forum comments:
  Ìîäåðàòîð:

We have too many Popes

Stu Frink 28 April 2005 01:51:05
 I suggest a knockdown, dragout Pope for it All to see who RSPW's one and
only Pope is

--
Stu Frink, the Rip Rogers of RSPW, otherwise known as Professor Chug



Add comment
Pope GregoryD 27 April 2005 21:45:40 permanent link ]
 Stu Frink, the man, the myth, the alcoholic knelt and kissed my pinky ring
before declaring:
I suggest a knockdown, dragout Pope for it All to see who RSPW's one> and> only Pope is>

I am not sure I understand what your issue is with my papacy. I am but a
humble servant, simple clay which has been molded into an instrument of
worship for the one true Great Orange God, Terry Christ Hogan.

Is he not the Immortal One? Is it not written that He said "Let there be
turnbuckles," and lo, there were turnbuckles? Did He not tell Al Gore to
create the Internets, for the sole purpose of creating RSPW here for all of
us to enjoy? And yet there are "Popes" out there, leaders of their own
churches, who have lost their way and worship mere symbols of His greatness
and glory, and have forgotten the true meaning of Hulkamania. We need no
symbols, for He walks the earth with us this very day to inspire us and
regale us in his orangish pythonic glory!

In Venice Beach, there is a wondrous place of worship, St. Jimmy's Basilica,
where all can come and pray to the Hulkster in hopes that He will bless us
with more matches and Demandments. Do you need to see the transfiguration
of a wristlock into a wrist watch to believe? Can your heart not tell you
when He enters the arena that He is the one, true GOG? Listen to the
cheering and adoration. He does not ask for it, nay, when He cups His hand
to His ear, He is simply making sure He hears each of our pleas separately
and fully. Have you not seen Him speak to children wracked with disease
and torment, and watched how they were miraculously healed during His stay
with them? And though they die, future generations of Hulkamaniacs are
inspired by their stories.

Terry is a gentle, loving GOG, but that does not mean that He does not carry
out retribution. Behold, Hollywood, who reminded us that we should never
stray from the path of Righteousness. Did He not defeat Nash with but one
poke of His index finger? Did He not slam the great, stinky Giant in the
middle of the ring? Did He not toy with The Rock, the Patron Saint of
Miami, just to bring you back to the Church? Did He not cure Brother
Duggan when he was sick, and Brother Brutii when he was injured? And even
now, when He is working with one such as Shawn Michaels to bring
non-believers to righteousness, you still do not believe? Then witness his
glory once again, and open your eyes to his sight, your ears to his
entrance music, and your heart to his charisma and wisdom.

And when this great nation of ours was in trouble... when corporatism ruled
supreme and we were at war and fighting for our very souls, did He not come
to you as Mister America and raise upon you a new champion? Even a one
legged child, when filled with the power of Hulkamania, can perform
wondrous feats!

We all need to ask the Hulkster for His forgiveness, to renew our vows to
train, say our prayers, and take our vitamins.

In the name of the Hulkster, Hollywood, and Mister America I pray,

Amen.

--
Pope GregoryD

Founder of Opus Hogan, Patriarch of the West Coast, Vicarius Fili
Hulkster, Successor of the Mouth, Primate and Archbishop of Venice Beach

Add comment
Pope GregoryD 27 April 2005 23:46:21 permanent link ]
 Pope Ominous the 69th - The Patron Saint of RSPW knelt and kissed my pinky
ring before declaring:
simple.. the winner of this whoever remains Pope the longest.. I intend> to remain the true and holy pope of the rspw while Gregory will always> be the antipope never recognized in the church books but only with kook> followers

Dear Mr. Ominous,

First you claimed to be the pope of the turnbuckle, now it's the pope of
RSPW, yet you do not even show it the respect it deserves by capitalizing
its initials. Clearly, you are a false prophet without a Church. In the
words of Terry Christ: "I don't trust him, brother!" It is only a matter of
time before Hulkamania runs wild on you too, and when that happens, GOG
only help you as the big boot strikes you before the leg drop knocks the
life out of your heretical body and you are doomed to exist apart from the
glory of Terry and his Church forever and ever. I will continue to
minister to you about the wonders of Hulkamania and can only hope that one
day, you too will see the error of your ways and will come to be in full
communion with our Church.

--
Pope GregoryD

Founder of Opus Hogan, Patriarch of the West Coast, Vicarius Fili
Hulkster, Successor of the Mouth, Primate and Archbishop of Venice Beach

Add comment
Pope GregoryD 28 April 2005 00:16:32 permanent link ]
 Pope Ominous the 69th - The Patron Saint of RSPW knelt and kissed my pinky
ring before declaring:
Dear Gregory>
I didn't bother reading that drivel.. blah blah blah yer going to hell.

I see that you have indeed closed your mind, ears, eyes, and heart to Terry
and His wondrous Glory. May all of His Church pray for you, as we train
and take our vitamins to endure our unworthy lives and live under the mercy
of the Hulkster.

--
Pope GregoryD

Founder of Opus Hogan, Patriarch of the West Coast, Vicarius Fili
Hulkster, Successor of the Mouth, Primate and Archbishop of Venice Beach

Add comment
Pope GregoryD 28 April 2005 00:59:14 permanent link ]
 Pope Ominous the 69th - The Patron Saint of RSPW knelt and kissed my pinky
ring before declaring:
May Terry shine his roided light on you and may you turn orange and> your hair fall out. Go with the true savior.. Mick Foley and the holy> trinity of RSPW

Mr. Ominous,

I can never become one as Holy as the Hulkster, I can only be His servant
who testifies to His sheep which are the RSPWites, hoping to lead them to
greater glory. Mick Foley does not follow the Demandments. He does not
train, say his prayers, or take his vitamins. Instead, he suffers from the
sin of sloth, preferring to spill his own blood and fling himself from high
places to get weak reactions from his followers instead of following in the
footsteps of our GOG. This can only lead down the road of self
destruction! I can only hope that, when he is older and in his wheel chair,
he raises his grubby, scarred hand to grab a glass of orange juice and, as
the light shines down from upon high through his swirly straw, that he
recognizes the inherent goodness of Florida's Own and the shining orange
light which calls unto him. One day, he too shall be blessed with the
goodness of Hulkamania in his heart! And on that day, I shall be proud to
call him Brother!

--
Pope GregoryD

Founder of Opus Hogan, Patriarch of the West Coast, Vicarius Fili
Hulkster, Successor of the Mouth, Primate and Archbishop of Venice Beach

Add comment
Bill Becker 28 April 2005 02:52:32 permanent link ]
 The next Pope we have should call himself Pope John Paul Ringo George the
First.

"Stu Frink, the man, the myth, the alcoholic" <discoprofessor@aol­.com> wrote
in message news:dPTbe.564$2f2.­120@newssvr19.news.p­rodigy.com...> I suggest a knockdown, dragout Pope for it All to see who RSPW's one and> only Pope is>
--> Stu Frink, the Rip Rogers of RSPW, otherwise known as Professor Chug>


Add comment
Milhouse Guidry of the mWo 28 April 2005 03:10:07 permanent link ]
 Pope GregoryD wrote:> Stu Frink, the man, the myth, the alcoholic knelt and kissed my pinky ring> before declaring:>
I suggest a knockdown, dragout Pope for it All to see who RSPW's one>> and>>only Pope is>>
I am not sure I understand what your issue is with my papacy. I am but a> humble servant, simple clay which has been molded into an instrument of> worship for the one true Great Orange God, Terry Christ Hogan. >
Is he not the Immortal One? Is it not written that He said "Let there be> turnbuckles," and lo, there were turnbuckles? Did He not tell Al Gore to> create the Internets, for the sole purpose of creating RSPW here for all of> us to enjoy? And yet there are "Popes" out there, leaders of their own> churches, who have lost their way and worship mere symbols of His greatness> and glory, and have forgotten the true meaning of Hulkamania. We need no> symbols, for He walks the earth with us this very day to inspire us and> regale us in his orangish pythonic glory!>
In Venice Beach, there is a wondrous place of worship, St. Jimmy's Basilica,> where all can come and pray to the Hulkster in hopes that He will bless us> with more matches and Demandments. Do you need to see the transfiguration> of a wristlock into a wrist watch to believe? Can your heart not tell you> when He enters the arena that He is the one, true GOG? Listen to the> cheering and adoration. He does not ask for it, nay, when He cups His hand> to His ear, He is simply making sure He hears each of our pleas separately> and fully. Have you not seen Him speak to children wracked with disease> and torment, and watched how they were miraculously healed during His stay> with them? And though they die, future generations of Hulkamaniacs are> inspired by their stories.>
Terry is a gentle, loving GOG, but that does not mean that He does not carry> out retribution. Behold, Hollywood, who reminded us that we should never> stray from the path of Righteousness. Did He not defeat Nash with but one> poke of His index finger? Did He not slam the great, stinky Giant in the> middle of the ring? Did He not toy with The Rock, the Patron Saint of> Miami, just to bring you back to the Church? Did He not cure Brother> Duggan when he was sick, and Brother Brutii when he was injured? And even> now, when He is working with one such as Shawn Michaels to bring> non-believers to righteousness, you still do not believe? Then witness his> glory once again, and open your eyes to his sight, your ears to his> entrance music, and your heart to his charisma and wisdom.>
And when this great nation of ours was in trouble... when corporatism ruled> supreme and we were at war and fighting for our very souls, did He not come> to you as Mister America and raise upon you a new champion? Even a one> legged child, when filled with the power of Hulkamania, can perform> wondrous feats! >
We all need to ask the Hulkster for His forgiveness, to renew our vows to> train, say our prayers, and take our vitamins.>
In the name of the Hulkster, Hollywood, and Mister America I pray,>
Amen.>

Quite unexpectedly, I completely and thoroughly MARKED for this.

--
Who are you to doubt El Milhouse?
Still the king of alt.pro-wrestling.d­x

Winner - 2004 March Melee
Final Four - 2004 KORSPW
Final Four - 2005 RSPW Rumble

mWo. It's not just the coolest, it's fa lyfe, so survey says
whether you like it or don't like it, never E-e-e-ver tell
me he did *not* just SMELL what mWo 3:16 reeks of.
Add comment
Pope Fat Harris I 28 April 2005 04:40:27 permanent link ]
 On Wed, 27 Apr 2005 21:51:05 GMT, Stu Frink, the man, the myth, the
alcoholic <discoprofessor@aol­.com> wrote:
I suggest a knockdown, dragout Pope for it All to see who RSPW's one > and> only Pope is>
--> Stu Frink, the Rip Rogers of RSPW, otherwise known as Professor Chug>

IAWTP. Amen.

--
Fat Harris
Bless you all.
Add comment
Bill Becker 28 April 2005 05:22:40 permanent link ]
 We need an RSPW inquisition.

"Stu Frink, the man, the myth, the alcoholic" <discoprofessor@aol­.com> wrote
in message news:dPTbe.564$2f2.­120@newssvr19.news.p­rodigy.com...> I suggest a knockdown, dragout Pope for it All to see who RSPW's one and> only Pope is>
--> Stu Frink, the Rip Rogers of RSPW, otherwise known as Professor Chug>


Add comment
Milhouse Guidry of the mWo 28 April 2005 05:41:00 permanent link ]
 Pope GregoryD wrote:
Dear Mr. Ominous,>
First you claimed to be the pope of the turnbuckle, now it's the pope of> RSPW, yet you do not even show it the respect it deserves by capitalizing> its initials.

ROR! Man, I am really starting to like this gimmick with lines like that.

--
Who are you to doubt El Milhouse?
Still the king of alt.pro-wrestling.d­x

Winner - 2004 March Melee
Final Four - 2004 KORSPW
Final Four - 2005 RSPW Rumble

mWo. It's not just the coolest, it's fa lyfe, so survey says
whether you like it or don't like it, never E-e-e-ver tell
me he did *not* just SMELL what mWo 3:16 reeks of.
Add comment
Bill Becker 28 April 2005 06:09:36 permanent link ]
 I wish U2 would take a vow of silence. lol

"Pope Ominous the 69th - The Patron Saint of RSPW"
<ominousman4life@gm­ail.com> wrote in message
news:1114654063.548­823.162670@g14g2000c­wa.googlegroups.com.­..> blah blah blah.. drivel.. quit wasting my time>


Add comment
Rockboy 28 April 2005 10:39:56 permanent link ]
 Please eliminate two. I am not a crackpot.

--
Rockboy
Everybody's all right
Everything is automatic
Add comment
 

Add new comment

As:
Login:  Password:  
 
 
  
 
respect your talk pals, avoid using obscene language, typing entire messages in CAPS, posting buy/sell ads or violating netiquette or the RF Criminal Code..


GYXU > Pro Wrestling > We have too many Popes 28 April 2005 10:39:56

see also:
Re: Colin and Alvey must retire now
Audley Harrison v Michael Sprott video…
Re: That Dunk where Nate Robinson...
pass tests:
see also:
Lazily...
Hi!

  Copyright © 2001—2009 GYXU
Idea: Miñhael Monashev
See Help and FAQ in the community support.gyxu.com.
Write in the community about the bugs you have noticedbugs.gyxu.com.
Write your offers and comments in the communities suggest.gyxu.com.
Information for parents.
Write us at:
If you would like to report an abuse of our service, such as a spam message, please .