[ KoRSPW Promo ] Great. I gotta face a frickin monkey in the finals
now.
Milhouse Guidry of the mWo 22 April 2005 14:23:57
About that time again, right? The King of RSPW. The Elite Eight.
I have a message for my opponent in the Elite 8 -- Smart Ape. Because something happened in the Sweet 16 that I'm not particularly pleased about. Smart Ape.. you actually managed, by some miracle, by some act of the Lawgiver, to defeat Curious?
Hm. This doesn't sit well with me, Apester (hmm.. "a pester".. sounds about right). Curious is a friend of mine. A man I respect. A man I would buy a drink for. A man I would probably even take a punch for. But you? Pure gimmick. Think I'm going to let you just waltz into the Finals thinking you deserve to beat a man like Curious, or a man like me?
In the words of Homer Simpson, "I can't let that happen, I WON'T let that happen, and I *CAN'T* let that happen!"
So, while it's all well and good that the winner of our match will have the bragging rights.. the spot in the Final Four.. and a good chance at actually winning the King of RSPW this year.. I think a little more should be at stake here. I mean, you're probably feeling pretty sure of yourself right now. Maybe you even think you can beat me. If you're that confident, maybe you should put something on the line -- your gimmick. Since, let's face it, your gimmick is all you really have, if you lose to me you drop the gimmick and just be yourself. For thirty days, no more Smart Ape. If you think you can survive RSPW without the monkey business --pun intended-- put your sock on the line. After thirty days, if you want to keep posting with the Smart Ape gimmick, be my guest. I’m not saying you have to post using your real name, but.. let’s accept it. Smart Ape is a worn out sock with one too many holes in it. Brotherhood being the important part of RSPW that it is (for the purposes of this promo), I'd like to do RSPW as a whole a favor and have you remove your mask as it were.
And, uh.. Ape-brah? Before you accept, I’ve got another little detail for you to consider. Let's say if I beat you by more than ten votes, you retire the Smart Ape gimmick forever.
So, you know.. it's either have the BALLS (yeah, I said it) to accept the stipulation for our match, or be a chump (chimp?) and don't. Whatevs.
-- Who are you to doubt El Milhouse? - it has been broughten. Still the king of alt.pro-wrestling.dx
Winner - 2004 March Melee Final Four - 2004 KORSPW Final Four - 2005 RSPW Rumble
mWo. It's not just the coolest, it's fa lyfe, so survey says whether you like it or don't like it, never E-e-e-ver tell me he did *not* just SMELL what mWo 3:16 reeks of.
Double T the Legally Blind Referee 23 April 2005 07:49:10 [ permanent link ]
Milhouse Guidry of the mWo <milhouse_on_a_stick@derekmarvelli.org> wrote in news:3cs1jpF6n71i1U1@individual.net:
About that time again, right? The King of RSPW. The Elite Eight.>
I have a message for my opponent in the Elite 8 -- Smart Ape. Because > something happened in the Sweet 16 that I'm not particularly pleased > about. Smart Ape.. you actually managed, by some miracle, by some act
of > the Lawgiver, to defeat Curious?>
Hm. This doesn't sit well with me, Apester (hmm.. "a pester".. sounds > about right). Curious is a friend of mine. A man I respect. A man I > would buy a drink for. A man I would probably even take a punch for.
But > you? Pure gimmick. Think I'm going to let you just waltz into the Finals > thinking you deserve to beat a man like Curious, or a man like me?>
In the words of Homer Simpson, "I can't let that happen, I WON'T let > that happen, and I *CAN'T* let that happen!">
So, while it's all well and good that the winner of our match will
have > the bragging rights.. the spot in the Final Four.. and a good chance at > actually winning the King of RSPW this year.. I think a little more > should be at stake here. I mean, you're probably feeling pretty sure of > yourself right now. Maybe you even think you can beat me. If you're that > confident, maybe you should put something on the line -- your gimmick. > Since, let's face it, your gimmick is all you really have, if you lose > to me you drop the gimmick and just be yourself. For thirty days, no > more Smart Ape. If you think you can survive RSPW without the monkey > business --pun intended-- put your sock on the line. After thirty days, > if you want to keep posting with the Smart Ape gimmick, be my guest. I’m > not saying you have to post using your real name, but.. let’s accept it. > Smart Ape is a worn out sock with one too many holes in it. Brotherhood > being the important part of RSPW that it is (for the purposes of this > promo), I'd like to do RSPW as a whole a favor and have you remove your > mask as it were.>
And, uh.. Ape-brah? Before you accept, I’ve got another little detail > for you to consider. Let's say if I beat you by more than ten votes,
you > retire the Smart Ape gimmick forever.>
So, you know.. it's either have the BALLS (yeah, I said it) to accept > the stipulation for our match, or be a chump (chimp?) and don't.
Whatevs.>
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-- ----------------------------------== Double T the legally blind referee ----------------------------------== 2005 RSPW RUMBLE winner
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