Jim Ross: Finally, we have eternal up and comer Greg Grant vs.> the newly minted main eventer, Butters.>

FunkyM: Greg Grant just has an easy victory over and AWOL> ILOVEUWxx, but Butters is present and accounted for and just> toppled MF'N Calzone. FunkyM thinks Greg may have to wait one more> year.>

FINAL ODDS: (3-1) Butters over Greg Grant>

******************­********************­************>KORSPW '05 Preview Show: Sweet 16 - 04/17/05>RSPW Arena, Imoud, PA>Announcers: Jim Ross, FunkyM>************­********************­******************>

Voice over: It began with 64 men. They fought through two rounds>of bonecrunching, bloodletting, pride hurting, potentially kook->outing rounds. Now we're down to 16. 16 of the biggest, baddest>nerds on RSPW today. They just aren't the best, they are just>too SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­ET!>

Bracket 1:>

Curious>vs.>Smart Ape>

Travman>vs.>Milhou­se Guidry>

Bracket 2:>

C The Shocker>vs.>Jack Foley>

Froggy>vs.>Poot Rootbeer>

Bracket 3:>

Scott H>vs.>Lvubun>

Evil Sideshow Bob>vs.>Zodiac>

Bracket 4:>

Saytr>vs.>FunkyM>

Greg Grant>vs.>Butters>

Jim Ross: Welcome everybody to our continuing coverage of the 2005>KING OF RSPW. This is the sweet 16 round and Funky, I can feel the>anticipation building!>

FunkyM: Yes, Jim! This year when no king is crowned, some people>may actually care about it!>

Jim Ross: Our first match features curious vs. Smart Ape.>

FunkyM: Smart Ape just won the blowoff match in his long feud with>Squad, but curious has shown outstanding popularity so far in this>tournament! Also, will the Ape be able to capitalize or will the>end of his angle with Squad be the end of his KORSPW run? FunkyM>loves the ape, but he thinks the curious will prove himself to be>RSPW's Phenom.>

FINAL ODDS: (2-1) curious over Smart Ape>

Jim Ross: Next we'll see Travman continue his cinderella story as>he takes on the mighty Milhouse!>

FunkyM: Travman overcame the popular Stoneco in round 2, while>Milhouse has a similar challenge overcoming the monster Chad.>While Travman is living the cinderella story so far, FunkyM>thinks the clock is about to strike midnight when he goes up>against the 'House!>

FINAL ODDS: (6-1) Milhouse over Travman>

Jim Ross: Now we turn to bracket 2, where we see the budding feud>between C the Shocker and Jack Foley about to come to a head!>

FunkyM: Even though Foley just beat 2 men at once, he's been quiet>so far and C the Shocker has just fired the first shot in what>looks to be RSPW's version of 8 Mile. FunkyM's only question ->who'll be Kim Bassinger? Still, if Foley gets his game on, FunkyM>thinks he can pull it out. It'll be tight though!>

FINAL ODDS: (3-2) Jack Foley over C the Shocker>

Jim Ross: Froggy vs. Poot Rootbeer looks to be a slobberknocker!>

FunkyM: Froggy surprised FunkyM by knocking off Lord Gow and Poot>has been real quiet so far during the tourney. Still, FunkyM thinks>the 2 time RSPW Best Poster winner will walk out the victor.>

FINAL ODDS: (4-1) Poot Rootbeer over Froggy>

Jim Ross: Now we jump to bracket 3, where the upset kid, Scott H is>taking on KORSPW kingpin Lvubun.>

FunkyM: Scott H has defied the odds twice and is the only #16 seed>to make it to the sweet 16 round. But Lvubun defied FunkyM's>prediction­ and defeated the wildly popular Bede. FunkyM loves the>H, but he doesn't see him defying the odds this time.>

FINAL ODDS: (3-1) Lvubun over Scott H>

Jim Ross: Next it's Evil Sideshow Bob vs. Zodiac!>

FunkyM: Bob defeated all around nice guy DEP but now he has to deal>with an MBA! Will Zodiac's business/marketing powers topple Bob's>winning streak or will Bob work his magic one more time? FunkyM>has predicted a Evil Sidshow Bob defeat twice, this time he's>calling a Bob victory. Will he finally get it right?>

FINAL ODDS: (3-2) Evil Sideshow Bob over Zodiac>

Jim Ross: Now FunkyM himself takes on the legendary Satyr!>

FunkyM: Satyr has barely posted during this KORSPW, but he's still>highly regarded on RSPW. FunkyM is #2 on the vote leaders list,>but he he won't be running away with this one.>

FINAL ODDS: (50,000-1) Satyr over FunkyM>

Jim Ross: 50,000-1??>

FunkyM: Yes, FunkyM thinks it will be *THAT* close!