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GYXU > Pro Wrestling > March Melee finals promo 16 March 2005 05:04:09

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March Melee finals promo

FunkyM 16 March 2005 03:11:12
 By now you've heard from most of the other Melee finalists,
so FunkyM won't waste your time with words. Instead he asks
you to just take a look at his face.

:D­-><

And just look at that face! Boyish good looks, friendly smile,
and youthful innocence. That's FUNKYM, CHILD OF DESSSSSSTINY!
(BONNNNNNNNNNNG!)

Now let's look at FunkyM's opponents.

:)­8><

This is ZODIAC. Sure, he looks good with his yellow polka
dot bowtie and pressed shirt, but doesn't an MBA make him
a *little* overqualified to become Melee champion? FunkyM
is one of the unemployable, so he would NEVER leave the
Melee crown vacant!

:)­}><

This is SQUAD. Okay, so he's a doctor (you can tell by the
stethescope around his neck!) But what he didn't tell you
is that he interned at a HOSPITAL! You know what they do at
some hospitals, don't you??
(CONSERVATIVES READ HERE:)­ They abort unborn babies!!
(LIBERALS READ HERE:)­ They deny sick people the right to die!!
FunkyM doesn't go in for those shennanigans! He'll believe
whatever you want him to believe to get you to vote for him!

:|­-><

This is WWW. He's a nice guy. Maybe a little TOO nice, hmmm??

8)-><

Finally, there's MILHOUSE. We all know he's a cool cat who
listens to a lot of obscure music and since he likes the
plumpers, he makes the perfect wingman. Heck, FunkyM is
almost tempted to vote for him! But winning the Melee two
years in a row might make him too popular to go out with
the fat chicks! Do you REALLY want to do that to poor Milhouse?

So who would YOU rather have represent you, RSPW? (And just
in case the answer isn't FunkyM, he's made a deal with this
guy: }:D­>


peep peep!

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Milhouse Guidry of the mWo 16 March 2005 03:20:58 permanent link ]
 FunkyM wrote:> By now you've heard from most of the other Melee finalists,> so FunkyM won't waste your time with words. Instead he asks> you to just take a look at his face.>
:D­-><>
And just look at that face! Boyish good looks, friendly smile,> and youthful innocence. That's FUNKYM, CHILD OF DESSSSSSTINY!> (BONNNNNNNNNNNG!)>
Now let's look at FunkyM's opponents.>
:)­8><>
This is ZODIAC. Sure, he looks good with his yellow polka> dot bowtie and pressed shirt, but doesn't an MBA make him> a *little* overqualified to become Melee champion? FunkyM> is one of the unemployable, so he would NEVER leave the> Melee crown vacant!>
:)­}><>
This is SQUAD. Okay, so he's a doctor (you can tell by the> stethescope around his neck!) But what he didn't tell you> is that he interned at a HOSPITAL! You know what they do at> some hospitals, don't you??> (CONSERVATIVES READ HERE:)­ They abort unborn babies!!> (LIBERALS READ HERE:)­ They deny sick people the right to die!!> FunkyM doesn't go in for those shennanigans! He'll believe> whatever you want him to believe to get you to vote for him!>
:|­-><>
This is WWW. He's a nice guy. Maybe a little TOO nice, hmmm??>
8)-><>
Finally, there's MILHOUSE. We all know he's a cool cat who> listens to a lot of obscure music and since he likes the> plumpers, he makes the perfect wingman. Heck, FunkyM is> almost tempted to vote for him! But winning the Melee two> years in a row might make him too popular to go out with> the fat chicks! Do you REALLY want to do that to poor Milhouse?>
So who would YOU rather have represent you, RSPW? (And just> in case the answer isn't FunkyM, he's made a deal with this> guy: }:D­> >
peep peep!>

Multiple LOLs. Most "fun" promo I've seen in the Melee this year. Good work.

Oh.. and don't worry, RSPW. I'm true to my roots. I could *never* be too
popular for teh chubbies. ;)

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Zodiac69 864 16 March 2005 03:58:28 permanent link ]
 This is a good promo. I would vote for you if I haven't already voted for
myself.

Zodiac69
the future of RSPW
864's most promising blue chipper


"FunkyM" <funkym@my-deja.com­> wrote in message
news:1110928272.886­617.160880@g14g2000c­wa.googlegroups.com.­..> By now you've heard from most of the other Melee finalists,> so FunkyM won't waste your time with words. Instead he asks> you to just take a look at his face.>
:D­-><>
And just look at that face! Boyish good looks, friendly smile,> and youthful innocence. That's FUNKYM, CHILD OF DESSSSSSTINY!> (BONNNNNNNNNNNG!)>
Now let's look at FunkyM's opponents.>
:)­8><>
This is ZODIAC. Sure, he looks good with his yellow polka> dot bowtie and pressed shirt, but doesn't an MBA make him> a *little* overqualified to become Melee champion? FunkyM> is one of the unemployable, so he would NEVER leave the> Melee crown vacant!>
:)­}><>
This is SQUAD. Okay, so he's a doctor (you can tell by the> stethescope around his neck!) But what he didn't tell you> is that he interned at a HOSPITAL! You know what they do at> some hospitals, don't you??> (CONSERVATIVES READ HERE:)­ They abort unborn babies!!> (LIBERALS READ HERE:)­ They deny sick people the right to die!!> FunkyM doesn't go in for those shennanigans! He'll believe> whatever you want him to believe to get you to vote for him!>
:|­-><>
This is WWW. He's a nice guy. Maybe a little TOO nice, hmmm??>
8)-><>
Finally, there's MILHOUSE. We all know he's a cool cat who> listens to a lot of obscure music and since he likes the> plumpers, he makes the perfect wingman. Heck, FunkyM is> almost tempted to vote for him! But winning the Melee two> years in a row might make him too popular to go out with> the fat chicks! Do you REALLY want to do that to poor Milhouse?>
So who would YOU rather have represent you, RSPW? (And just> in case the answer isn't FunkyM, he's made a deal with this> guy: }:D­>>
peep peep!>


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TripleW864 16 March 2005 05:04:09 permanent link ]
 In article <1110928272.886617.­160880@g14g2000cwa.g­ooglegroups.com>,
FunkyM <funkym@my-deja.com­> wrote:
By now you've heard from most of the other Melee finalists,> so FunkyM won't waste your time with words. Instead he asks> you to just take a look at his face.>
:D­-><>
And just look at that face! Boyish good looks, friendly smile,> and youthful innocence. That's FUNKYM, CHILD OF DESSSSSSTINY!> (BONNNNNNNNNNNG!)>
Now let's look at FunkyM's opponents.>
:)­8><>
This is ZODIAC. Sure, he looks good with his yellow polka> dot bowtie and pressed shirt, but doesn't an MBA make him> a *little* overqualified to become Melee champion? FunkyM> is one of the unemployable, so he would NEVER leave the> Melee crown vacant!>
:)­}><>
This is SQUAD. Okay, so he's a doctor (you can tell by the> stethescope around his neck!) But what he didn't tell you> is that he interned at a HOSPITAL! You know what they do at> some hospitals, don't you??> (CONSERVATIVES READ HERE:)­ They abort unborn babies!!> (LIBERALS READ HERE:)­ They deny sick people the right to die!!> FunkyM doesn't go in for those shennanigans! He'll believe> whatever you want him to believe to get you to vote for him!>
:|­-><>
This is WWW. He's a nice guy. Maybe a little TOO nice, hmmm??

Yeah, I'm too nice. When Gow found out only faces moved on to the
finals, he asked me to turn heel for the finals. BTW, I like that
ASCII art, I shall call it... <does the classic Dr. Evil pinky thing>
Mini-Me!
8)-><>
Finally, there's MILHOUSE. We all know he's a cool cat who> listens to a lot of obscure music and since he likes the> plumpers, he makes the perfect wingman. Heck, FunkyM is> almost tempted to vote for him! But winning the Melee two> years in a row might make him too popular to go out with> the fat chicks! Do you REALLY want to do that to poor Milhouse?>
So who would YOU rather have represent you, RSPW? (And just> in case the answer isn't FunkyM, he's made a deal with this> guy: }:D­> >
peep peep!>

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