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GYXU > Pro Wrestling > Wrestling quotes 8 March 2005 08:35:27

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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:45:01
 "She's 27 but looks 37."- Sunny on Sable, 1998. 27?? Sable was 27 about 27
years ago



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:45:42 permanent link ]
 "Last night this girl came knocking on my door at midnight. Finally, I let
her out."- Gene Okerlund, WWF All-American Wrestling, 1989


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:46:15 permanent link ]
 "What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the
other?"- Bobby Heenan to the cross-eyed Jameson, The Bobby Heenan Show, 1989


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:46:45 permanent link ]
 "I look like Vince Neil over here!"- Kevin Nash when looking into the
announcers' booth monitor, WCW Nitro, 1996


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:47:22 permanent link ]
 "In the immortal words of Judas Priest, 'You got another thing coming!'"-
Jesse James, WWF Raw, 1998



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:48:19 permanent link ]
 "I'll see you at Beach Brawl, Madusa!" - Missy Hyatt, WCW Main Event, 1992,
promoting Beach BLAST, not Beach Brawl


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:48:54 permanent link ]
 "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go backstage. I'm proud of myself, I
just beat Brad Armstrong!"- Arn Anderson, WCW Saturday Night, 1992, in the
classiest display I've ever seen of someone putting over an underrated
mid-carder that everyone in the locker room knew deserved better than the
push he got


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:49:18 permanent link ]
 "I said ANgina, Howard, not VAgina."- Kurt Angle, the Howard Stern Show,
2002



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:52:29 permanent link ]
 "ECW Fruit Salad: Peaches with Melons" - ECW Sign Guy, referring to
Sandman's wife (Peaches) new breast surgery, ECW house show, 1994. Funniest
sign I've ever seen


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:53:03 permanent link ]
 "They're pissed at him. They see him as Hulk Hogan's job boy."- Paul Heyman
on ECW's chants of "Flair is Dead," 1994



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:54:32 permanent link ]
 To a nicer guy, it couldn't happen.--Buddy Rogers after winning the NWA
title over Pat O'Connor at Comiskey Park in Chicago, 1961 (thanks to Crimson
Mask 1)



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:55:31 permanent link ]
 "If you put the letter S in front of Hitman, you have my exact opinion of
Bret Hart". - Steve Austin, 1997 (thanks to Dynamite Kid Fan)





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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:55:59 permanent link ]
 "That guy has a mouth so big he could whisper in his own ear." -Jim Ross on
Jim Cornette (thanks to OlCarolina Boy)



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:56:46 permanent link ]
 "I'd like to show all the ske...ske...skeptic­s, can I please start again?"
"Sorry pal, its live!"
"I'm sorry."- Conversation between Sid and Jim Ross before one of the first
IYH PPVs (thanks to asey Jones)





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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 07:58:12 permanent link ]
 "Where's your brother, Cousteau? Is he sitting there at home, lying in bed
with his mama or something?" --Bobby Eaton to Jacques Rougeau in Memphis.
Cracked me up for some reason. I think that's the only memorable thing Eaton
ever said. (thanks to PeteF3)


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:00:02 permanent link ]
 "Earthquake and Typhoon like to throw their weight around. That's okay...we
like to throw their weight around, too."-- Road Warrior Hawk (thanks to
PeteF3)



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:00:32 permanent link ]
 "Nature Boy...what's that? Do you run around in the forest like Euell
Gibbons, eating bark or something?" --Roddy Piper to Ric Flair (thanks to
PeteF3)



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:01:04 permanent link ]
 If you were going to give the United States of America an enema, then you'd
stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania." --Bret Hart (thanks
to PeteF3)


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:01:50 permanent link ]
 "The only bones you're fit to chew on are Past-Your-Prime Ribs." - Cactus
Jack on Junkyard Dog, WCW Main Event, 1991



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:02:33 permanent link ]
 "Friendship ain't put no food on my table, Reiser Bowden!" -- Butch Reed,
explaining his heel turn on JYD (thanks to Crimson Mask 1)



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:03:33 permanent link ]
 "If you're asking if I would ever date a wrestler, certainly I would.
However it wouldn't be good business for me to get romantically involved
with anyone in any aspect of our business."- Stephanie McMahon, Off the
Record, 8/3/99 (thanks to Nathan Pipkin and James Guttman


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:04:14 permanent link ]
 "There are a lot of "bi" things I am, but bilingual's not one of them"
-Triple H, 1998 (thanks to Todd Martin)



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:05:02 permanent link ]
 "You're not going to make a living flipping people off Steve."-Joey Styles
on Steve Austin flipping off the crowd (thanks to Justin Newbould


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:05:56 permanent link ]
 "By the time he gets to the ring,it will be Wrestlemania 38." - Bobby Heenan
on The Iron Sheik before the Gimmick Battle Royal,Wrestlemania X7 2001.
(thanks to Apollo Capistrant)


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:06:20 permanent link ]
 "Check out the biceps on him." - Jesse Ventura on Alice Cooper. (thanks to
Apollo Capistrant


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:07:34 permanent link ]
 "I am the first co Intercontinental and European champion, except for D'lo
Brown,but he doesn't count." - Kurt Angle after becoming a dual champion.
(thanks to Apollo Capistrant)


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:09:05 permanent link ]
 "Remember the old wrestling school saying, what the hell use the
bell!"-Bobby Heenan during the Piper/Hart match (thanks to Justin Newbould)



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:09:54 permanent link ]
 "Your favorite color is rainbow, and you can't even think straight."-John
Cena to San Francisco during a house show (thanks to Justin Newbould)



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:10:27 permanent link ]
 "Everytime he goes to take a drink the toilet seat closes on his
head."-Jerry Lawler on Terry Funk (thanks to Justin Newbould)





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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:10:55 permanent link ]
 "Here's a couple that have produced more tragedies than Shakespeare!"-Jerry­
Lawler, introducing Stu and Helen Hart (thanks to Justin Newbould)



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:11:19 permanent link ]
 "The fate, the very fate, of WCW, is in my hands!"-Vince McMahon, opening
the last Nitro (thanks to Justin Newbould)



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:11:52 permanent link ]
 "I'm Joel "Harder than the tree that killed Sonny Bono" Gertner"-Joel
Gertner (thanks to Justin Newbould)



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:12:48 permanent link ]
 "1998 called, they want you back." - Edge to X-Pac, 2002. Does that mean
one day, 2002 will call and want Edge back?



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:13:16 permanent link ]
 I've been told point blank by someone who would be considered one of HHH's
best friends in the company that he had it out for Jericho from day one. -
Dave Meltzer, WrestlingClassics.c­om message boards, 2003



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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:13:40 permanent link ]
 "They say Paul E. has wavy hair. The problem is, it's waving goodbye." -
Jim Cornette, Dynamite D's WrestleTalk show, 1991


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Bill Becker 8 March 2005 08:14:13 permanent link ]
 "Just lay down, and I'll take care of the rest." - HHH to Ric Flair, WWE
Monday Night Raw, 2003, but could have been said to anybody ever around HHH
(thanks to the Meatball)



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Nemesis 8 March 2005 08:35:27 permanent link ]
 On Mon, 7 Mar 2005 21:03:33 -0700, "Bill Becker" <bbe51@rmisp.com>
with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally
able to type out the following:
"If you're asking if I would ever date a wrestler, certainly I would.>However it wouldn't be good business for me to get romantically involved>with anyone in any aspect of our business."- Stephanie McMahon, Off the>Record, 8/3/99 (thanks to Nathan Pipkin and James Guttman >

It's been proven that it wouldn't be good for the business too.
Oh the irony, the agony, the suckiness of it all.

--
Nemesis
ICQ #4610826
http://www.tehawk.c­om
http://home.earthli­nk.net/~tehawk
"Doing My part for RSPW"
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