The wife and I played with another couple today. We played best ball of each couple and it came down to the last hole.
Now the night before , I had eaten about 15 Krystal burgers. And a couple packs of fries. Not exactly health food, but I indulge myself like this maybe once every few months. I woke up full of gas. Had gas all night and the next day.. I was walking around like I had the Irish Jig, because every step I take, every move I make, a foghorn is fixin to blast.
Now back to the course. We were all square and my friend had about a 50 yard pitch to the green. While he was lining up his shot, I bent down to tie my shoe and farted. It was not just a little fart, I swear it sounded like a friggin bullfrog in heat. My friend started laughing hysterically and then lovingly (I hope) called me a slob, then pitched his shot and bladed it about 25 yards over the green and into a bush. . That cost him and his wife the match and two margaritas in the clubhouse.
Who needs the "Secret of the Thumb", when you can attack your opponent with noxious fumes and high decibel blasts like I did. If any of you decide to play with the Pastor this year, I will probably use my new secret against YOU!!!!
Who needs the "Secret of the Thumb", when you can attack your opponent with> noxious fumes and high decibel blasts like I did. If any of you decide to> play with the Pastor this year, I will probably use my new secret against> YOU!!!!
Eric, if there was ever a post for you to look back on and wonder "why for f**ks sake did I write that?", this is the one.
-- Cheers Colin Wilson ------------------------------------------------------------------ Trentham Golf Club: http://www.trenthamgolf.com ------------------------------------------------------------------
"The Pastor of RSG" <The pastor@net.com> wrote in message news:391tp3F5uf2obU2@individual.net...> The wife and I played with another couple today. We played best ball of> each couple and it came down to the last hole.>
Now the night before , I had eaten about 15 Krystal burgers. And a couple> packs of fries. Not exactly health food, but I indulge myself like this> maybe once every few months. I woke up full of gas. Had gas all night> and the next day.. I was walking around like I had the Irish Jig, because> every step I take, every move I make, a foghorn is fixin to blast.>
Now back to the course. We were all square and my friend had about a 50> yard pitch to the green. While he was lining up his shot, I bent down to> tie my shoe and farted. It was not just a little fart, I swear it sounded> like a friggin bullfrog in heat. My friend started laughing hysterically> and then lovingly (I hope) called me a slob, then pitched his shot and> bladed it about 25 yards over the green and into a bush. . That cost him> and his wife the match and two margaritas in the clubhouse.>
Who needs the "Secret of the Thumb", when you can attack your opponent > with> noxious fumes and high decibel blasts like I did. If any of you decide > to> play with the Pastor this year, I will probably use my new secret against> YOU!!!!>
The Pastor of RSG
Is this the kind of "golf content" you're so proud of in the SEGOLF forum? Or do you save this stuff just for us?
"Bobby Knight" <bknight@conramp.net> wrote in message news:fskn21tbnrk6acndc78fdscd81jorm9pkk@4ax.com...> On Mon, 07 Mar 2005 03:55:11 GMT, "\"R&B\"" <NotMyAddress@All.com>> wrote:>
"The Pastor of RSG" <The pastor@net.com> wrote in message>>news:391tp3F5uf2obU2@individual.net...> <clip>>>>
The Pastor of RSG>>
Is this the kind of "golf content" you're so proud of in the SEGOLF forum?>>Or do you save this stuff just for us?>>
Randy>>
Trolling for flames so he can say that RSG fosters them. Idiot!!!> Classless Idiot!!!
With content like this, what self-respecting 12-year-old boy wouldn't want to subscribe to SEGOLF?
Miss Anne Thrope 7 March 2005 08:50:47 [ permanent link ]
Gee, another shmuck with an uncontrollable need to be noticed..........and the best he can do after getting our attention, is fart jokes. Can knock-knock jokes be far behind?
There is no better medicine than laughter and I am sorry you are so> humorless.
In BK's defense (shudder), it wasn't funny.
No one attacked you personally. And yet, you resort to this. If it
was a> troll looking for flames, then why did you feed into it. Didn't you once> take a pledge with a host of others to ignore the trolls. You find
impossible to ignore any chance to elevate a situation into name
calling or> ad hominen attacks.
This is probably true. No argument here.
I will not waste my time engaging you,
Way to rise above the fray! But wait....what's this:
because first,> that is what you want, and secondly, I can't win because you have a
host of> cronies that will come behind you and attack me further, and then take the> whole thing off topic with further insults and attempts to embarass.
Seems to me like you are "engaging" BK...
And I am far from an idiot,.
You may not be an idiot...but that post was idiotic.
The farthest thing. Classless...well you may> have something there. What the hell is class anyway.? Too dang> subjective for me to understand. Maintaining an aura of "class" as
defined> by others is too much work for me. Too much work for anyone. Some of the> nicest, most sincere folks I know, may lack a bit or maybe a lot of "class"> , but wouldn't respond in the manner you did here.
There you go again, more "engagement"...ease up, guy. Not everyone is gonna think some lame fart story is funny. You posted it for everyone, you put yourself on the grill, you're bound to get burned by some. Suck it up and act like a man...this place is loaded with chrony-ism and you know that. What did you think would happen? As far as class goes, you are correct - highly subjective matter.
Have a good day. I am going for a golf lesson and then 18 holes with
bunch of classless idiots like myself. And I may just eat some
chille and> beans at lunch , and blow a few more....anything to get an edge!!!
Whatever. Have fun with your gastrointestinal adventures.
Ben
PS - Aren't you the guy who started a new golf newsgroup, anyway??
