Thursday, 26 June 2008
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| You know why I never join those "caption" threads? James Schrumpf 07:18:06 |
| | Because I can't write captions like this. No one here can; and knowing that
makes the attempt as futile as Salieri going up against Mozart.
Still: read and enjoy.
http://www.lileks.com/institute/funny/07/45.html
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Let there be no doubt tonight -- no doubt!
That they shouldn't have played the Old Gold and Blue.
Not tonight!
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| Child Rapists Deserve the Death Penalty Hoover 06:30:51 |
| | The most despicable scumbags on earth.
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| U.S. Supreme Court hands down landmark decision John Rogers 06:29:33 |
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/supreme_court_rules_death_penalty
or
http://tinyurl.com/6dsz4n
John Rogers
AU Class of 1985
The Al Del Greco of Atlanta
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very
well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive,
we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build
your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a
gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will
follow ours." (General Sir Charles Napier)
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| Summer Of '08 Winnard 06:28:58 |
| | It's happening right now. Enjoy it before it's gone.
winnard
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| Cal Poly football Steve Casburn 06:27:07 |
| | In article
<24943a17-8ee5-49c9-a490-4258adb6fac7@34g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
"J.C. Watts Enslin" <jonenslin@charter.net> wrote:
[...] Look at Wisconsin: Date Opponent* Result Record [...]
Nov. 22, 2008 Cal Poly TBA I mean, I honestly didn't know that Cal Poly had a football team.
Growing up in California, the Mustangs-Aggies game that was significant
for me was Cal Poly versus UC Davis (then both Division II). It was a
rivalry on the level that two of the Division III UW campuses might have.
When I moved to Texas, I found out that there was a very different
Mustangs-Aggies rivalry...
Steve
...though the Mustangs-Owls rivalry was a hell of a lot funnier...
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Steve Casburn <steve.casburn@gmail.com>
"Shut up he explained" - Ring Lardner, Jr.
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| Re: rsfc has always sucked but..... Orange J. Dood 06:20:45 |
| | Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, Dan Bretta
<nudan92@yahoo.com>?
I am dumb for even subscribing to this newsgroup and I am dumber for having stuck around this long.
Don't forget that Nebraska thing.
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Read the damb FAQ.
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"Me TWO! ME TWO! UH HUH! YEAH YOU TELL 'EM! (Am I cool now,
guys, huh am I? Am I? I'm cool now, right?)" --PFC Slick
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| Republican Heather Locklear Enters Treatment For Psychological Issues Chet 06:17:02 |
| | Will fellow Republicans take her lead and get help themselves?
***
Republican Heather Locklear has checked into rehab to be treated for
anxiety and depression.
The 46-year-old star began to take medication for her psychological
ailments following her divorce from her ex-husband, Bon Jovi rocker
Richie Sambora, in February 2006.
And after enduring a series of personal trials this year, she has
agreed to heed doctors' orders and re-evaluate her medical condition
at an in-patient treatment facility.
A source tells People.com, "She wanted to feel better and get to the
bottom of what was troubling her. She's had a rough year."
A spokesperson for the star confirms: "Heather has been dealing with
anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her
medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis
and treatment. This is a confidential medical matter and no further
statement will be released."
Locklear's current beau, 48-year-old former Melrose Place co-star Jack
Wagner, adds, "Anyone who has the courage to seek help in order to
live a healthy life gets my support 110 percent."
The actress was targetted in a hoax emergency call made in March by a
man claiming to be a doctor, who told authorities Locklear was a
suicide risk.
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| Deer Janet Evanss Abs Dan S . 06:05:49 |
| | I wouldn't vote you off the celebrity circus.
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| WTF is wrong with the SCOTUS Sg 02:06:23 |
| | reduced punitive damages from the Valdez spill from $2.5B to $500M,
another "gift" for big oil FFS
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| June 25 Ike 01:58:11 |
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1972
http://www.bloomsburgpa.org/floodcontrol/History_files/frame.htm#slide0100.htm
http://www.srbc.net/flood_forecasting/photo10.htm
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Yrs.,
Ike
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| Week 1 Predictions Sharpsh00ter 00:39:46 |
| | Thursday, June 26, 2008
7:00 PM
Montreal 21
Hamilton 17
10:00 PM
BC 21
Calgary 35
Friday, June 27, 2008
8:00 PM
Toronto 33
Winnipeg 27
Saturday, June 28, 2008
7:30 PM
Edmonton 17
Saskatchewan 30
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Wednesday, 25 June 2008
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| Re: Obama cleans up financing; Republicans wince John Rogers 23:39:44 |
| | Chris Bellomy <ten.wohsdoog@sirhc>, don't waste your summer praying in
vain for your Obama to rise from these streets...
The point remains that refusing lobbyist money is a big deal. You can try diminishing it all you want, but it matters.
It matters to someone who considers lobbyists evil, I guess.
I just don't see why the "influence" that lobbyists purchase with
candidates is any more evil than the "influence" that I stated.
John Rogers
AU Class of 1985
The Al Del Greco of Atlanta
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very
well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive,
we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build
your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a
gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will
follow ours." (General Sir Charles Napier)
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| Puns - shamelessly stolen from another group Ted Dawson 23:16:32 |
| | 1. He who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.
2. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
3. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
4. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
9. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
10. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
11. When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.
12. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
13. Definition of a will: A dead give away.
14. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
15. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
16. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
19. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
20. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
21. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
22. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
23. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
24. Every calendar's days are numbered.
25. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it ain't mine.
26. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
27. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
large.
28. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
29. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
30. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-dough basis.
31. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
32. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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| Most Painful TV show to watch Edward M. Kennedy 20:32:13 |
| | Murder She Wrote
Between the fake New England accents, the condescending main character,
the contrived plots, and clues the watcher isn't privvy to, this show
makes me want to puke. I couldn't stay in the room when my mom was
watching it.
--Tedward
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| Bomber punter breaks toe V&S 18:56:45 |
| | Duncan O'Malley broke his toe walking around the hotel room at night.
Current placekicker will take over. Westwood not invitied back.
But you know he will be.
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| Re: US-Brit Visa war heats up Rich Hammett 08:37:51 |
| | Minun olisi pit nyt tiet , olisi pit nyt tiet ,
olisi pit nyt tiet KUKA SIN OLET, deemsbill@aol.com:
First Martha, now BG.....WHO WILL BE NEXT?!?!?!?!?!
I'm curious...what did Martha even need a visa for? Did she
just apply for one because she knew she'd be denied?
rich
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| Re: So Italy didn't lose? How is soccer a sport then? NapalmHeart 06:19:30 |
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<the_andrew_smith@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:13cc73e5-b4aa-4175-879f-cf063c2da8e6@59g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 23, 1:46 am, signorete...@gmail.com wrote:
On Jun 23, 2:22 pm, unclejr <wats...@kenyon.edu> wrote: On Jun 22, 10:35 pm, jphaml...@yahoo.com wrote: According to the announcers on ESPN who were covering did not lose to Spain today. Spain merely "advanced" How is soccer a sport then if under fairly ordinary match in the elimination phase of a major championship neither a winner nor a loser? The game is a draw because it was 0-0 after regulation play. Penalties decide who advances. The commentators are correct. It's a sport because two teams are in opposition and competing against each other you dumb yank.
Exactly.
Like debate.
a.
So a Battle of The Bands is a sport, too?
Ken
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| Obammer and Enron MoParMaN 05:49:03 |
| | I heard today that Obammer was the financial director at Enron right before
it went under.
Anyone else hear what he really does for a living?
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TEDWARD Said:
Eggs are really good for you. They have all the nutrition needed to make a
chicken.
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| Mark Shields: Barrack Obama is a liar John Rogers 05:35:43 |
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http://www.creators.com/opinion/mark-shields.html?columnsName=msh
or
http://tinyurl.com/3t44n9
John Rogers
AU Class of 1985
The Al Del Greco of Atlanta
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very
well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive,
we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build
your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a
gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will
follow ours." (General Sir Charles Napier)
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| For no damb good reason... James Schrumpf 05:29:53 |
| | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3MxuDk7wqo&feature=related
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James Schrumpf http://www.hilltopper.net
Let there be no doubt tonight -- no doubt!
That they shouldn't have played the Old Gold and Blue.
Not tonight!
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