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Guns n Doctors

Jon Russell 21 April 2005 05:50:23
 Doctors:

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S.is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics
courtesy of U.S.- Dept. of Health Human Services.)


Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.is 80,000,000. Yes,
that's 80 million.

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, for all age
groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188.

SUMMARY: Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times
more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST
ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban
doctors before this gets completely out of hand. (Out of concern for
the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for
fear that the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
attention.)






Don't forget to just say NO to playoffs

Jon Russell, the CheeseHusker
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Charles Beauchamp 21 April 2005 06:32:51 permanent link ]
 Dan Bretta wrote:> Jon Russell wrote:>
Doctors:>>
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S.is 700,000.>>
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are>
120,000.>
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics>>courte­sy of U.S.- Dept. of Health Human Services.)>>
Guns:>>
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.is 80,000,000. Yes,>>that's 80 million.>>
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, for all age>>groups, is 1,500.>>
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188.>>
SUMMARY: Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times>>more dangerous than gun owners.>>
Remember: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do.">>
Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST>>ONE DOCTOR.>>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban>>doctors before this gets completely out of hand. (Out of concern for>>the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for>>fear that the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical>>attention.­)>>
BAN DOCTOR HENNIG!!!!>

He is more of a dangerous thing to hisself

v/r Beau
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Jim Brown 21 April 2005 17:26:07 permanent link ]
 
"Jon Russell" <jonruss63tcov@yaho­o.com> wrote in message
news:il1e61107l3i13­e76s6mubpbg6i5u7ck1t­@4ax.com...> Doctors:>
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S.is 700,000.>
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.>
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics> courtesy of U.S.- Dept. of Health Human Services.)>
Guns:>
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.is 80,000,000. Yes,> that's 80 million.>
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, for all age> groups, is 1,500.>
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188.>
SUMMARY: Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times> more dangerous than gun owners.>
Remember: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do.">
Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST> ONE DOCTOR.>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban> doctors before this gets completely out of hand. (Out of concern for> the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for> fear that the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical> attention.)>
Don't forget to just say NO to playoffs>
Jon Russell, the CheeseHusker


Somehow, I can see the arrogant soon to be Dr mianderson falling right into
these statistics.



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Xyzzy 21 April 2005 18:27:06 permanent link ]
 Jon Russell wrote:
Doctors:>
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S.is 700,000.>
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.>
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics> courtesy of U.S.- Dept. of Health Human Services.) >
Guns:>
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.is 80,000,000. Yes,> that's 80 million.>
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, for all age> groups, is 1,500.>
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188.>
SUMMARY: Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times> more dangerous than gun owners.>
Remember: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do.">
Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST> ONE DOCTOR.>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban> doctors before this gets completely out of hand. (Out of concern for> the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for> fear that the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical> attention.)

Please to clarify:

How many times are doctors used to commit crimes?


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Xyzzy 21 April 2005 18:37:21 permanent link ]
 btpage0630@yahoo.com­ wrote:
Please to clarify:>>How many times are doctors used to commit crimes?>
I don't believe that was the comparison. I believe the comparison, was> accidental deaths.>

That would make a point if accidental deaths were the biggest societal
problem caused by guns.

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Xyzzy 21 April 2005 19:46:51 permanent link ]
 cardboard wrote:
xyzzy wrote:>
btpage0630@yahoo.­com wrote:>>
Please to clarify:>>>>How many times are doctors used to commit crimes?>>>
I don't believe that was the comparison. I believe the comparison,>
accidental deaths.>>>
That would make a point if accidental deaths were the biggest>
societal >
problem caused by criminals.>
I fixed your post.>

No, actually you didn't.

criminals with guns >>>>>> crinimals without guns

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Trent Woodruff 22 April 2005 00:53:33 permanent link ]
 
xyzzy was cut from the Baylor football team for saying...>>btpage06­30@yahoo.com wrote:
Please to clarify:>>>How many times are doctors used to commit crimes?
I don't believe that was the comparison. I believe the comparison, was>> accidental deaths.
That would make a point if accidental deaths were the biggest societal >problem caused by guns.

And all this time, I thought it was the wrongful use of guns BY PEOPLE
that caused deaths.

That's like me blaming my glove every time I drop a fly ball. (WHICH
DOES NOT HAPPEN, I MIGHT ADD!)





Trent
Chairborne "Nine of Diamonds" Ranger

...To be a great NCO, you need three bones: a backbone, a wishbone and a funny bone.
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Jon Russell 22 April 2005 05:46:23 permanent link ]
 On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:32:51 -0700, Charles Beauchamp
<c.e.beauchampNOSPA­M@comcast.net> wrote:
Dan Bretta wrote:>> Jon Russell wrote:>>
Doctors:>>>
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S.is 700,000.>>>
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are>>
120,000.>>
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics>>>court­esy of U.S.- Dept. of Health Human Services.)>>>
Guns:>>>
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.is 80,000,000. Yes,>>>that's 80 million.>>>
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, for all age>>>groups, is 1,500.>>>
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188.>>>
SUMMARY: Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times>>>more dangerous than gun owners.>>>
Remember: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do.">>>
Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST>>>ONE DOCTOR.>>>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban>>>doctors before this gets completely out of hand. (Out of concern for>>>the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for>>>fear that the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical>>>attention­.)>>>
BAN DOCTOR HENNIG!!!!>>
He is more of a dangerous thing to hisself

When doctors are outlawed, only outlaw will have doctors.

You can have my doctor when you pry him out of my cold, dead hands.
(Hey - wait a second - that's not such a good thot)

Medicine doesn't kill people, doctors do.



Don't forget to just say NO to playoffs

Jon Russell, the CheeseHusker
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Charles Beauchamp 22 April 2005 08:49:51 permanent link ]
 Jon Russell wrote:> On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:32:51 -0700, Charles Beauchamp> <c.e.beauchampNOSPA­M@comcast.net> wrote:>
Dan Bretta wrote:>>
Jon Russell wrote:>>>
Doctors:>>>>
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S.is 700,000.>>>>
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are>>>
120,000.>>>
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics>>>>cour­tesy of U.S.- Dept. of Health Human Services.)>>>>
Guns:>>>>
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.is 80,000,000. Yes,>>>>that's 80 million.>>>>
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, for all age>>>>groups, is 1,500.>>>>
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188.>>>>
SUMMARY: Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times>>>>more dangerous than gun owners.>>>>
Remember: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do.">>>>
Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST>>>>ONE DOCTOR.>>>>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban>>>>doctors before this gets completely out of hand. (Out of concern for>>>>the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for>>>>fear that the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical>>>>attentio­n.)>>>>
BAN DOCTOR HENNIG!!!!>>>
He is more of a dangerous thing to hisself>
When doctors are outlawed, only outlaw will have doctors.>
You can have my doctor when you pry him out of my cold, dead hands.> (Hey - wait a second - that's not such a good thot)>
Medicine doesn't kill people, doctors do.>
Don't forget to just say NO to playoffs>
Jon Russell, the CheeseHusker

Ya and when is the last time anyone used a Doctor to save a life? Oh
wait..nevermind.

v/r Beau
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