(A) The number of physicians in the U.S.is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S.- Dept. of Health Human Services.)
Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.is 80,000,000. Yes, that's 80 million.
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, for all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188.
SUMMARY: Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand. (Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.)
Charles Beauchamp 21 April 2005 06:32:51 [ permanent link ]
Dan Bretta wrote:> Jon Russell wrote:>
Doctors:>>
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S.is 700,000.>>
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are>
120,000.>
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics>>courtesy of U.S.- Dept. of Health Human Services.)>>
Guns:>>
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.is 80,000,000. Yes,>>that's 80 million.>>
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, for all age>>groups, is 1,500.>>
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188.>>
SUMMARY: Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times>>more dangerous than gun owners.>>
Remember: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do.">>
Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST>>ONE DOCTOR.>>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban>>doctors before this gets completely out of hand. (Out of concern for>>the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for>>fear that the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical>>attention.)>>
"Jon Russell" <jonruss63tcov@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:il1e61107l3i13e76s6mubpbg6i5u7ck1t@4ax.com...> Doctors:>
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S.is 700,000.>
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.>
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics> courtesy of U.S.- Dept. of Health Human Services.)>
Guns:>
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.is 80,000,000. Yes,> that's 80 million.>
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, for all age> groups, is 1,500.>
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188.>
SUMMARY: Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times> more dangerous than gun owners.>
Remember: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do.">
Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST> ONE DOCTOR.>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban> doctors before this gets completely out of hand. (Out of concern for> the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for> fear that the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical> attention.)>
Don't forget to just say NO to playoffs>
Jon Russell, the CheeseHusker
Somehow, I can see the arrogant soon to be Dr mianderson falling right into these statistics.
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S.is 700,000.>
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.>
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics> courtesy of U.S.- Dept. of Health Human Services.) >
Guns:>
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.is 80,000,000. Yes,> that's 80 million.>
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, for all age> groups, is 1,500.>
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188.>
SUMMARY: Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times> more dangerous than gun owners.>
Remember: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do.">
Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST> ONE DOCTOR.>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban> doctors before this gets completely out of hand. (Out of concern for> the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for> fear that the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical> attention.)
Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST>>>ONE DOCTOR.>>>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban>>>doctors before this gets completely out of hand. (Out of concern for>>>the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for>>>fear that the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical>>>attention.)>>>
BAN DOCTOR HENNIG!!!!>>
He is more of a dangerous thing to hisself
When doctors are outlawed, only outlaw will have doctors.
You can have my doctor when you pry him out of my cold, dead hands. (Hey - wait a second - that's not such a good thot)
Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST>>>>ONE DOCTOR.>>>>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban>>>>doctors before this gets completely out of hand. (Out of concern for>>>>the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for>>>>fear that the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical>>>>attention.)>>>>
BAN DOCTOR HENNIG!!!!>>>
He is more of a dangerous thing to hisself>
When doctors are outlawed, only outlaw will have doctors.>
You can have my doctor when you pry him out of my cold, dead hands.> (Hey - wait a second - that's not such a good thot)>
Medicine doesn't kill people, doctors do.>
Don't forget to just say NO to playoffs>
Jon Russell, the CheeseHusker
Ya and when is the last time anyone used a Doctor to save a life? Oh wait..nevermind.
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