It was addressed, "Dad">

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter> with trembling hands:>

Dear Dad,>

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I have eloped> with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and> you. I have found real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with> all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes but I am> afraid you wont think so. But it's not only the passion dad, she's> pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you won't> care for her as she is so much older than I am, she will take good care> of me. She already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of> firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with> me and that's now one of my dreams too! Joan taught me that marijuana> doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it> with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.>

I hope that none of this hurts you but I wanted to be honest with you> both because I love you and I will miss you. In the meantime, pray that> science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure> deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to> take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you> can get to know your grandchildren.>

Your loving son,> John>

PS:>

Dad, none of the above is true.>

I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that> there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk> center drawer.>

I love you!>

Call when it is safe for me to come home.>

"Bryan S. Slick" <onyx_hokie@yahoo.c­om> wrote in message> news:MPG.1cbcfb5ea3­a7d7ab98cb86@news-40­.giganews.com...>> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was>> nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope>> propped up prominently on the center of the bed.>>

BAH! I love it.>

winnard>

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was > nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope > propped up prominently on the center of the bed. >

It was addressed, "Dad">

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter > with trembling hands:>

Dear Dad,>

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I have eloped > with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and > you. I have found real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with > all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes but I am > afraid you wont think so. But it's not only the passion dad, she's > pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you won't > care for her as she is so much older than I am, she will take good care > of me. She already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of > firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with > me and that's now one of my dreams too! Joan taught me that marijuana > doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it > with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. >

I hope that none of this hurts you but I wanted to be honest with you > both because I love you and I will miss you. In the meantime, pray that > science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure > deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to > take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you > can get to know your grandchildren.>

Your loving son,> John>

PS:>

Dad, none of the above is true. >

I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that > there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk > center drawer. >

I love you! >

Call when it is safe for me to come home.