It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He says, I want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want cheese or anything else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a number 2 with grilled jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give me all the stuff this yanqui idot doesn't want and throw it on mine too.....
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out Whataburgered" Yanqui.... As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more Ketchup packets at him.
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com...> It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He says, I > want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want cheese or anything > else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a number 2 with grilled > jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give me all the stuff this yanqui > idot doesn't want and throw it on mine too.....>
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out > Whataburgered" Yanqui....> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more Ketchup > packets at him.>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......
The author of that piece would do well to recall which part of the country Virginia is located in, especially when he's ranting about founding fathers.
Furthermore, if it weren't for the South, the rest of the USA wouldn't have anything worth eating. We invented all the worthwhile cuisine.
Bryan S . Slick 14 March 2005 00:24:34 [ permanent link ]
[MoParMaN (scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net)] [Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:35:55 GMT]
:It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He says, I :want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want cheese or anything :else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a number 2 with grilled :jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give me all the stuff this yanqui :idot doesn't want and throw it on mine too..... : :He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out :Whataburgered" Yanqui.... :As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more Ketchup ackets at him. : :He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......
You are over 50, diabetic, and fat. You did no such thing, or you'd be in the hospital. No one is impressed. Shut up.
-- Bryan S. Slick, onyx_hokie at yahoo dot com
"There ain't nothing wrong a few cold beers can't iron out in fact, you tell me just when and where, and I'll buy the first round"
Phillip A. Kallas 14 March 2005 00:35:58 [ permanent link ]
"C The Shocker" <chrispdx@comcast.FUCKOFFSPAMMERS.net> wrote in message news:9f-dnfMIhsHMBKnfRVn-oQ@comcast.com...> "MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message > news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com...>> It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He says, I >> want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want cheese or anything >> else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a number 2 with grilled >> jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give me all the stuff this yanqui >> idot doesn't want and throw it on mine too.....>>
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out >> Whataburgered" Yanqui....>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more Ketchup >> packets at him.>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>
Damon Scott Hynes 14 March 2005 00:36:24 [ permanent link ]
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out > Whataburgered" Yanqui....> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more Ketchup > packets at him.>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......
"C The Shocker" <chrispdx@comcast.FUCKOFFSPAMMERS.net> wrote in message news:9f-dnfMIhsHMBKnfRVn-oQ@comcast.com...> "MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message > news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com...>> It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He says, I >> want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want cheese or anything >> else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a number 2 with grilled >> jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give me all the stuff this yanqui >> idot doesn't want and throw it on mine too.....>>
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out >> Whataburgered" Yanqui....>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more Ketchup >> packets at him.>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>
"Bryan S. Slick" <onyx_hokie@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:MPG.1c9e6b8eaa7b2af398c998@news-40.giganews.com...> [MoParMaN (scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net)]> [Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:35:55 GMT]>
:It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He says, I> :want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want cheese or anything> :else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a number 2 with grilled> :jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give me all the stuff this yanqui> :idot doesn't want and throw it on mine too.....> :> :He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out> :Whataburgered" Yanqui....> :As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more Ketchup> ackets at him.> :> :He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>
You are over 50, diabetic, and fat. You did no such thing, or you'd be> in the hospital. No one is impressed. Shut up.>
-- > Bryan S. Slick,
Worng, I do it once a week. I also had fired onion rings.
"Damon Scott Hynes" <damonhynes@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:WE1Zd.19691$jj3.15698@fe07.lga...>> He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out >> Whataburgered" Yanqui....>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more Ketchup >> packets at him.>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>
And then you headed over to Burger King...
We don't have a Burger King in Cedar Hill, WHat-A-Burger is a true Texas delight. Burger King has yanqui fries...They are powder coated with something not worthy of human eating.
Joel K. 'Jay' Furr 14 March 2005 01:10:39 [ permanent link ]
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:cF1Zd.11444 $WK2.5429@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com:
We don't have a Burger King in Cedar Hill, WHat-A-Burger is a true Texas > delight. Burger King has yanqui fries...They are powder coated with > something not worthy of human eating.
It's called Soylent Green. They make it out of Ford Windstar drivers.
"Joel K. 'Jay' Furr" <jfurr-nospam@nospam-furrs.org> wrote in message news:Xns961898871BC04jfurrfurrsorg@216.168.3.44...> "C The Shocker" <chrispdx@comcast.FUCKOFFSPAMMERS.net> wrote in news:9f-> dnfMIhsHMBKnfRVn-oQ@comcast.com:>
The author of that piece would do well to recall which part of the country> Virginia is located in, especially when he's ranting about founding> fathers.>
Furthermore, if it weren't for the South, the rest of the USA wouldn't
have> anything worth eating. We invented all the worthwhile cuisine.>
Matthew Hennig 14 March 2005 02:28:16 [ permanent link ]
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com:
It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He> says, I want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want cheese> or anything else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a number 2> with grilled jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give me all the> stuff this yanqui idot doesn't want and throw it on mine too.....>
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out > Whataburgered" Yanqui....> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more> Ketchup packets at him.>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......
I miss Whataburger.
MH
-- Ten of Spades Aggee Fedayeen Chief Supreme Ruler of the Obvious
"We just got outplayed today. That's the bottom line. And we got outcoached." - OU Head Coach Bob Stoops following the Texas A&M game, Nov 9, 2002
It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He says, I> want a burger with meat and ketchup only
everyone knows it's sacrilidge to put ketchup on a whataburger.
-- I do not think the United States would come to an end if we lost our power to declare an Act of Congress void. I do think the Union would be imperiled if we could not make that declaration as to the laws of the several States.
whatever else you say about bk, the whopper is a good burger.
-- I do not think the United States would come to an end if we lost our power to declare an Act of Congress void. I do think the Union would be imperiled if we could not make that declaration as to the laws of the several States.
The author of that piece would do well to recall which part of the> country Virginia is located in, especially when he's ranting about> founding fathers.>
Furthermore, if it weren't for the South, the rest of the USA wouldn't> have anything worth eating. We invented all the worthwhile cuisine.>
Name one thing, with cites. And Louisiana don't count; they're French- influenced.
-- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ James Schrumpf http://www.hilltopper.net
Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it. -- Master Shake
"StephenJ" <cjones@corpus.com> wrote in message news:sn3Zd.11041$N15.4879@okepread06...>> It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He says, I>> want a burger with meat and ketchup only>
everyone knows it's sacrilidge to put ketchup on a whataburger.>
James Schrumpf 14 March 2005 03:04:27 [ permanent link ]
How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net>? Shaken, or stirred?
"Damon Scott Hynes" <damonhynes@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:WE1Zd.19691$jj3.15698@fe07.lga...>>> He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out >>> Whataburgered" Yanqui....>>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>>> Ketchup packets at him.>>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>>
And then you headed over to Burger King...> We don't have a Burger King in Cedar Hill, WHat-A-Burger is a true> Texas delight. Burger King has yanqui fries...They are powder coated> with something not worthy of human eating.>
It's called "salt." I had some just today; if yours are "powder coated," some dumnass Southron has mistaken them for hush puppies.
-- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ James Schrumpf http://www.hilltopper.net
Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it. -- Master Shake
"James Schrumpf" <jaspammenotschrumpf@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in message news:Xns9618B7354E9CEjaschrumpfadelphiane@216.196.97.142...> How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "Joel K. 'Jay' Furr"> <jfurr-nospam@nospam-furrs.org>? Shaken, or stirred?>
"C The Shocker" <chrispdx@comcast.FUCKOFFSPAMMERS.net> wrote in>> news:9f- dnfMIhsHMBKnfRVn-oQ@comcast.com:>>
The author of that piece would do well to recall which part of the>> country Virginia is located in, especially when he's ranting about>> founding fathers.>>
Furthermore, if it weren't for the South, the rest of the USA wouldn't>> have anything worth eating. We invented all the worthwhile cuisine.>>
Name one thing, with cites. And Louisiana don't count; they're French-> influenced.>
James Schrumpf 14 March 2005 03:06:58 [ permanent link ]
How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net>? Shaken, or stirred?
"James Schrumpf" <jaspammenotschrumpf@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in> message news:Xns9618B7354E9CEjaschrumpfadelphiane@216.196.97.142...>> How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "Joel K. 'Jay' Furr">> <jfurr-nospam@nospam-furrs.org>? Shaken, or stirred?>>
"C The Shocker" <chrispdx@comcast.FUCKOFFSPAMMERS.net> wrote in>>> news:9f- dnfMIhsHMBKnfRVn-oQ@comcast.com:>>>
The author of that piece would do well to recall which part of the>>> country Virginia is located in, especially when he's ranting about>>> founding fathers.>>>
Furthermore, if it weren't for the South, the rest of the USA>>> wouldn't have anything worth eating. We invented all the worthwhile>>> cuisine. >>>
Name one thing, with cites. And Louisiana don't count; they're>> French- influenced.>>
Arlington Texas, Six Flags over Texas....>
Food, Scott, food. "Cites", not "cities".
-- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ James Schrumpf http://www.hilltopper.net
Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it. -- Master Shake
"James Schrumpf" <jaspammenotschrumpf@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in message news:Xns9618B7E5BD8DDjaschrumpfadelphiane@216.196.97.142...> How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "MoParMaN"> <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net>? Shaken, or stirred?>
"Damon Scott Hynes" <damonhynes@hotmail.com> wrote in message>> news:WE1Zd.19691$jj3.15698@fe07.lga...>>>> He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out>>>> Whataburgered" Yanqui....>>>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>>>> Ketchup packets at him.>>>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>>>
And then you headed over to Burger King...>> We don't have a Burger King in Cedar Hill, WHat-A-Burger is a true>> Texas delight. Burger King has yanqui fries...They are powder coated>> with something not worthy of human eating.>>
It's called "salt." I had some just today; if yours are "powder coated,"> some dumnass Southron has mistaken them for hush puppies.>
Nope, they've been that way since they switched to liquid oil instead of lard. I had some in NY last month, they were the same thing we get here, except the girl serving them here was allot prettier and she had all her teeth.
"James Schrumpf" <jaspammenotschrumpf@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in message news:Xns9618B852B5090jaschrumpfadelphiane@216.196.97.142...> How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "MoParMaN"> <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net>? Shaken, or stirred?>
"James Schrumpf" <jaspammenotschrumpf@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in>> message news:Xns9618B7354E9CEjaschrumpfadelphiane@216.196.97.142...>>> How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "Joel K. 'Jay' Furr">>> <jfurr-nospam@nospam-furrs.org>? Shaken, or stirred?>>>
"C The Shocker" <chrispdx@comcast.FUCKOFFSPAMMERS.net> wrote in>>>> news:9f- dnfMIhsHMBKnfRVn-oQ@comcast.com:>>>>
The author of that piece would do well to recall which part of the>>>> country Virginia is located in, especially when he's ranting about>>>> founding fathers.>>>>
Furthermore, if it weren't for the South, the rest of the USA>>>> wouldn't have anything worth eating. We invented all the worthwhile>>>> cuisine.>>>>
Name one thing, with cites. And Louisiana don't count; they're>>> French- influenced.>>>
Arlington Texas, Six Flags over Texas....>>
Food, Scott, food. "Cites", not "cities".>
-- > ------------------------------------------------------------------------> James Schrumpf
Oh, I think I need a drink, I coulda swore you mentioned beer too!!!
James Schrumpf 14 March 2005 03:12:27 [ permanent link ]
How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net>? Shaken, or stirred?
"James Schrumpf" <jaspammenotschrumpf@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in> message news:Xns9618B7E5BD8DDjaschrumpfadelphiane@216.196.97.142...>> How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "MoParMaN">> <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net>? Shaken, or stirred?>>
"Damon Scott Hynes" <damonhynes@hotmail.com> wrote in message>>> news:WE1Zd.19691$jj3.15698@fe07.lga...>>>>> He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been>>>>> out Whataburgered" Yanqui....>>>>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>>>>> Ketchup packets at him.>>>>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>>>>
And then you headed over to Burger King...>>> We don't have a Burger King in Cedar Hill, WHat-A-Burger is a true>>> Texas delight. Burger King has yanqui fries...They are powder coated>>> with something not worthy of human eating.>>>
It's called "salt." I had some just today; if yours are "powder>> coated," some dumnass Southron has mistaken them for hush puppies.>>
Nope, they've been that way since they switched to liquid oil instead> of lard. I had some in NY last month, they were the same thing we get> here, except the girl serving them here was allot prettier and she had> all her teeth.>
Hm. Mine today were certainly not "powder coated." The salt crystals were huge, like grains of sand.
What extremists have taken over The King in Tejas and Noo Yawk?
-- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ James Schrumpf http://www.hilltopper.net
Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it. -- Master Shake
"James Schrumpf" <jaspammenotschrumpf@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in message news:Xns9618B9412B8F3jaschrumpfadelphiane@216.196.97.142...> How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "MoParMaN"> <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net>? Shaken, or stirred?>
"James Schrumpf" <jaspammenotschrumpf@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in>> message news:Xns9618B7E5BD8DDjaschrumpfadelphiane@216.196.97.142...>>> How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "MoParMaN">>> <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net>? Shaken, or stirred?>>>
"Damon Scott Hynes" <damonhynes@hotmail.com> wrote in message>>>> news:WE1Zd.19691$jj3.15698@fe07.lga...>>>>>> He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been>>>>>> out Whataburgered" Yanqui....>>>>>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>>>>>> Ketchup packets at him.>>>>>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>>>>>
And then you headed over to Burger King...>>>> We don't have a Burger King in Cedar Hill, WHat-A-Burger is a true>>>> Texas delight. Burger King has yanqui fries...They are powder coated>>>> with something not worthy of human eating.>>>>
It's called "salt." I had some just today; if yours are "powder>>> coated," some dumnass Southron has mistaken them for hush puppies.>>>
Nope, they've been that way since they switched to liquid oil instead>> of lard. I had some in NY last month, they were the same thing we get>> here, except the girl serving them here was allot prettier and she had>> all her teeth.>>
Hm. Mine today were certainly not "powder coated." The salt crystals> were huge, like grains of sand.>
What extremists have taken over The King in Tejas and Noo Yawk?>
It could be that international terrorist known in some circles as "JacK"
Joel K. 'Jay' Furr wrote:> James Schrumpf <jaspammenotschrumpf@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in> news:Xns9618D9273C571jaschrumpfadelphiane@216.196.97.142:>
Although, to be a little scary, there's a certain appeal in going
into> >> a convenience store when you're *really* hungry and purchasing a> >> burger that was made six hours earlier and has been under a heat lamp,> >> wrapped in foil, ever since. The cheese has long since melted and
down *under* the burger and the bread and meat are chewy in a> >> faux-meat kind of way. When you're really hungry, such things can
paradoxically appealing.> >>
See also: Navy:long cruise:skanky 'ho's.>
Yeah, I suppose you're right.>
Terry Pratchett wrote extensively about the phenomenon of bad food
becoming> appealing in his Discworld books. To sum it up succinctly, you expose> people to Dibbler food often enough, they can be trained to prefer it
real food.>
He was just tryin' to explain the success of McDonald's.
James Schrumpf 14 March 2005 07:21:09 [ permanent link ]
How do you prefer your martini, Mr. deemsbill@aol.com? Shaken, or stirred?
Joel K. 'Jay' Furr wrote:>> James Schrumpf <jaspammenotschrumpf@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in>> news:Xns9618D9273C571jaschrumpfadelphiane@216.196.97.142:>>
Although, to be a little scary, there's a certain appeal in going> into>> >> a convenience store when you're *really* hungry and purchasing a>> >> burger that was made six hours earlier and has been under a heat> lamp,>> >> wrapped in foil, ever since. The cheese has long since melted and> run>> >> down *under* the burger and the bread and meat are chewy in a>> >> faux-meat kind of way. When you're really hungry, such things can> be>> >> paradoxically appealing.>> >>
See also: Navy:long cruise:skanky 'ho's.>>
Yeah, I suppose you're right.>>
Terry Pratchett wrote extensively about the phenomenon of bad food> becoming>> appealing in his Discworld books. To sum it up succinctly, you> expose>> people to Dibbler food often enough, they can be trained to prefer it> to>> real food.>>
He was just tryin' to explain the success of McDonald's.>
"Dibbler food"?
-- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ James Schrumpf http://www.hilltopper.net
Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it. -- Master Shake
The author of that piece would do well to recall which part of the> country>> Virginia is located in, especially when he's ranting about founding>> fathers.>>
Furthermore, if it weren't for the South, the rest of the USA> wouldn't have>> anything worth eating. We invented all the worthwhile cuisine>
Sorry son, but the red sause on a pizza isn't barbeque sause.
Yeah, but it *was* invented in the South.
Of Italy.
-- Daniel Seriff
I'm scheming. This is my scheming face. First I raise this eyebrow, then I raise the other eyebrow.
Joel K. 'Jay' Furr 14 March 2005 17:02:55 [ permanent link ]
Daniel Seriff <microtonal@nospam.org> wrote in news:0001HW.BE5A82A80FE65551F02845B0@news-server.austin.rr.com:
Look, rsfc helped you rediscover your religion!!!>
Naw, I just put it in the desk drawer for a while.>
I knew it was there the whole time.
God lives in my wife's sock drawer.
One day, not long after I got all baptized and stuff, I was pretending to be really ignant of how religion works, and was talking about how if we missed church we'd miss God and go to Hell and everything. The wife said "God's everywhere, Jay." I said "Everywhere?" She said "Yep." I said, "so, like, he's there in your sock drawer?" She pulled out the sock drawer, peered in, and with a pleased voice, said "God!" I came over to look and didn't see Him, but I doubt my wife would lie about a thing like that.
Freshly made cheddar and fresh bacon are supposed to be good things? I like my cheeses and smoked meats aged a bit. Give me about 3 years on the cheddar.
James Schrumpf 15 March 2005 02:26:43 [ permanent link ]
How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "Joel K. 'Jay' Furr" <jfurr-nospam@nospam-furrs.org>? Shaken, or stirred?
Daniel Seriff <microtonal@nospam.org> wrote in > news:0001HW.BE5A82A80FE65551F02845B0@news-server.austin.rr.com:>
Look, rsfc helped you rediscover your religion!!!>>
Naw, I just put it in the desk drawer for a while.>>
I knew it was there the whole time.>
God lives in my wife's sock drawer.>
One day, not long after I got all baptized and stuff, I was pretending> to be really ignant of how religion works, and was talking about how> if we missed church we'd miss God and go to Hell and everything. The> wife said "God's everywhere, Jay." I said "Everywhere?" She said> "Yep." I said, "so, like, he's there in your sock drawer?" She> pulled out the sock drawer, peered in, and with a pleased voice, said> "God!" I came over to look and didn't see Him, but I doubt my wife> would lie about a thing like that. >
You know, I've never killfiled someone for ironic detachment, i.e. "Alan Alda-ism" before, but I'm starting to consider the possibility.
-- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ James Schrumpf http://www.hilltopper.net
Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it. -- Master Shake
James Schrumpf 15 March 2005 04:07:41 [ permanent link ]
How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "Joel K. 'Jay' Furr" <jfurr-nospam@nospam-furrs.org>? Shaken, or stirred?
James Schrumpf <jaspammenotschrumpf@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in > news:Xns9619B18197BCCjaschrumpfadelphiane@216.196.97.142:>
One day, not long after I got all baptized and stuff, I was>>> pretending to be really ignant of how religion works, and was>>> talking about how if we missed church we'd miss God and go to Hell>>> and everything. The wife said "God's everywhere, Jay." I said>>> "Everywhere?" She said "Yep." I said, "so, like, he's there in>>> your sock drawer?" She pulled out the sock drawer, peered in, and>>> with a pleased voice, said "God!" I came over to look and didn't>>> see Him, but I doubt my wife would lie about a thing like that. >>>
You know, I've never killfiled someone for ironic detachment, i.e.>> "Alan Alda-ism" before, but I'm starting to consider the possibility.>
Help me out here. I'm genuinely confused by your terminology.>
Never mind. It was supposed to be a joke, and everyone knows how much better jokes are when you explain them.
I tell jokes about as well as Nemo's dad, I guess.
-- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ James Schrumpf http://www.hilltopper.net
Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it. -- Master Shake
I asked Bobby Dylan, I asked the Beatles, I asked "Joel K. 'Jay' Furr" <jfurr-nospam@nospam-furrs.org>, but he couldn't help me either:
James Schrumpf <jaspammenotschrumpf@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in >news:Xns9618E36BD3019jaschrumpfadelphiane@216.196.97.142:>
He was just tryin' to explain the success of McDonald's.>>
"Dibbler food"?>
In the Discworld universe, the ubiquituous street vendor of awful meat pies >is known as "Cut Me Own Throat" Dibbler. As in "Two pies for a dollar, >squire, and that's cuttin' me own throat." The pies are truly dreadful, >in the spirit of English food.>
(This is the same universe where the commander of the Ankh-Morpork City >Watch is startled to find actual meat in his breakfast sausage when he's >traveling outside the city.)
Terry Pratchett roolz, and that's all I have to say about that.
Wonko the Sane 15 March 2005 04:37:08 [ permanent link ]
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out> Whataburgered" Yanqui....> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more
Ketchup> packets at him.
In my nearly twenty years in Dallas, I've never set foot in a Whataburger. I guess it's because of their ads. If the burgers look that sh!tty in the ad, I don't want to see them in real life.
James Schrumpf 15 March 2005 04:42:52 [ permanent link ]
How do you prefer your martini, Mr. "Joel K. 'Jay' Furr" <jfurr-nospam@nospam-furrs.org>? Shaken, or stirred?
James Schrumpf <jaspammenotschrumpf@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in > news:Xns9619C29FC6266jaschrumpfadelphiane@216.196.97.142:>
You know, I've never killfiled someone for ironic detachment, i.e.>>>> "Alan Alda-ism" before, but I'm starting to consider the>>>> possibility. >>>
Help me out here. I'm genuinely confused by your terminology.>>>
Never mind. It was supposed to be a joke, and everyone knows how>> much better jokes are when you explain them. >>
I tell jokes about as well as Nemo's dad, I guess.>
I'm genuinely sorry. I've had a hard day and I guess my sense of> humor is off. I would sorta kinda appreciate knowing what the term> means, though. I've never been compared to Alan Alda before.>
Well, many of your responses are humorous and don't necessarily refer to the point of the previous post. "Ironic detachment" could be said to be your use of irony, i.e. the incongruity between what you might be expected to say and what you actually write, to separate yourself from the sitation for humorous purposes
I said "Alan Alda-ish", though I probably should have said "Hawkeye Pierce-ish"; then you probably would have gotten what I meant better. After a couple years of this in Korea, Hawkeye was prolly a bit of a PITA. Not that you are; again, it was supposed to be a joke.
Don't blame yourself; if you don't "get" the joke, it's the joke-teller's fault. (There might not actually be a joke there in the first place, which is usually my fate.) -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ James Schrumpf http://www.hilltopper.net
Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it. -- Master Shake
On 14 Mar 2005 20:51:57 GMT, <aborgman@redshark.goodshow.net> wrote:
Bryan S. Slick <onyx_hokie@yahoo.com> wrote:>>
Melted freshly-made cheddar over fresh bacon >
Freshly made cheddar and fresh bacon are supposed to be good things? I like> my cheeses and smoked meats aged a bit. Give me about 3 years on the> cheddar.
I'll pass on the 3 year old bacon, even if they remove the external mold.
"Wonko the Sane" <doug.sorensen@comcast.net> wrote in message news:1110847028.077465.318600@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...>> He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out>> Whataburgered" Yanqui....>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more> Ketchup>> packets at him.>
In my nearly twenty years in Dallas, I've never set foot in a> Whataburger. I guess it's because of their ads. If the burgers look> that sh!tty in the ad, I don't want to see them in real life.>
Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist 23 March 2005 00:21:02 [ permanent link ]
Matthew Hennig <matth@aggies.No_JuNk.com> wrote in news:Xns9618B1B1D9987matthaggiescom@216.196.97.136:
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in> news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com: >
It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He>> says, I want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want cheese>> or anything else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a number 2>> with grilled jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give me all the>> stuff this yanqui idot doesn't want and throw it on mine too.....>>
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out >> Whataburgered" Yanqui....>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>> Ketchup packets at him.>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>
I miss Whataburger.
I rarely have an hour to wait for fast food. I find I don't miss it at all.
Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist wrote:> Matthew Hennig <matth@aggies.No_JuNk.com> wrote in> news:Xns9618B1B1D9987matthaggiescom@216.196.97.136:>
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in>> news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com:>>
It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He>>> says, I want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want>>> cheese or anything else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a>>> number 2 with grilled jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give>>> me all the stuff this yanqui idot doesn't want and throw it on mine>>> too..... >>>
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out>>> Whataburgered" Yanqui....>>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>>> Ketchup packets at him.>>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>>
I miss Whataburger.>
I rarely have an hour to wait for fast food. I find I don't miss it> at all.
An hour? Geeze. Maybe you should buy a new microwave.
Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist 23 March 2005 00:39:30 [ permanent link ]
Frisbee® <discgolfdad@gEEmail.com> wrote in news:3abdt0F69sb04U1 @individual.net:
Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist wrote:>> Matthew Hennig <matth@aggies.No_JuNk.com> wrote in>> news:Xns9618B1B1D9987matthaggiescom@216.196.97.136:>>
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in>>> news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com:>>>
It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He>>>> says, I want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want>>>> cheese or anything else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a>>>> number 2 with grilled jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give>>>> me all the stuff this yanqui idot doesn't want and throw it on mine>>>> too..... >>>>
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out>>>> Whataburgered" Yanqui....>>>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>>>> Ketchup packets at him.>>>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>>>
I miss Whataburger.>>
I rarely have an hour to wait for fast food. I find I don't miss it>> at all. >
An hour? Geeze. Maybe you should buy a new microwave.
Well, not an hour. Maybe 45 minutes. Whataburger is fucking slowaburger, and the burger's no better than Wendy's.
Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist wrote:> Frisbee® <discgolfdad@gEEmail.com> wrote in news:3abdt0F69sb04U1> @individual.net:>
Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist wrote:>>> Matthew Hennig <matth@aggies.No_JuNk.com> wrote in>>> news:Xns9618B1B1D9987matthaggiescom@216.196.97.136:>>>
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in>>>> news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com:>>>>
It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He>>>>> says, I want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want>>>>> cheese or anything else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a>>>>> number 2 with grilled jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give>>>>> me all the stuff this yanqui idot doesn't want and throw it on>>>>> mine too.....>>>>>
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been>>>>> out Whataburgered" Yanqui....>>>>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>>>>> Ketchup packets at him.>>>>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>>>>
I miss Whataburger.>>>
I rarely have an hour to wait for fast food. I find I don't miss it>>> at all.>>
An hour? Geeze. Maybe you should buy a new microwave.>
Well, not an hour. Maybe 45 minutes. Whataburger is fucking> slowaburger, and the burger's no better than Wendy's.
I like Zaxby's (chicken fingers) because it's always exactly six minutes. Doesn't matter how large or how small my order is. I order, then I get politically correct and go oustide to smoke. It takes me six minutes to smoke the cig. I'm constantly looking at the counter, and like clockwork, the order is ready to go as I finish the cig... every time.
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in> > news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com: > >
As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more> >> Ketchup packets at him.
Bate.
Whataburger ketchup has NEVER come in packets. It comes in cups. And is flavored with garlic.
Their straws are large diameter and easy to drink from.
They have real paper towels in the bathrooms.
They'll bring your food to the table for ya. Then they come around to be sure you have everything you need.
There is always a newspaper machine outside. And most of the time, there is today's paper up by the tray return, bought by some kind soul earlier in the day and left behind for the next folks. Be sure and return it when you're done.
Oh, and did I mention the food? Great burgers with fresh veggies. Smokey bacon with just the right combination of crunch and chewyness. Chicken strips that come with real cream gravy, peppered just so. Great fries that are not potato sticks.
The folks always seem nice, like they know that they are serving good food and are proud to do so.
"Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist" <are_you_kidding_me@invalid> wrote in message news:Xns962191FA89FDmdahmusiocom@216.196.97.142...> Matthew Hennig <matth@aggies.No_JuNk.com> wrote in> news:Xns9618B1B1D9987matthaggiescom@216.196.97.136:>
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in>> news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com:>>
It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He>>> says, I want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want cheese>>> or anything else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a number 2>>> with grilled jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give me all the>>> stuff this yanqui idot doesn't want and throw it on mine too.....>>>
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out>>> Whataburgered" Yanqui....>>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>>> Ketchup packets at him.>>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>>
I miss Whataburger.>
I rarely have an hour to wait for fast food. I find I don't miss it at > all.>
-- > Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist
If you can't make time for yourself, your gonna die young....Stoopid Treehugger.
"Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist" <are_you_kidding_me@invalid> wrote in message news:Xns9621951C9C922mdahmusiocom@216.196.97.142...> Frisbee® <discgolfdad@gEEmail.com> wrote in news:3abdt0F69sb04U1> @individual.net:>
Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist wrote:>>> Matthew Hennig <matth@aggies.No_JuNk.com> wrote in>>> news:Xns9618B1B1D9987matthaggiescom@216.196.97.136:>>>
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in>>>> news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com:>>>>
It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He>>>>> says, I want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want>>>>> cheese or anything else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a>>>>> number 2 with grilled jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give>>>>> me all the stuff this yanqui idot doesn't want and throw it on mine>>>>> too.....>>>>>
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out>>>>> Whataburgered" Yanqui....>>>>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>>>>> Ketchup packets at him.>>>>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>>>>
I miss Whataburger.>>>
I rarely have an hour to wait for fast food. I find I don't miss it>>> at all.>>
An hour? Geeze. Maybe you should buy a new microwave.>
Well, not an hour. Maybe 45 minutes. Whataburger is fucking slowaburger,> and the burger's no better than Wendy's.>
-- > Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist
Wendy's doesn't have grilled Jalapeno's, a true Texas Burger does...
"Steve Cutchen" <maxfaq@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:220320051701271382%maxfaq@earthlink.net...>> > "MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in>> > news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com:>> >
As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>> >> Ketchup packets at him.>
Bate.>
Whataburger ketchup has NEVER come in packets. It comes in cups. And> is flavored with garlic.>
Their straws are large diameter and easy to drink from.>
They have real paper towels in the bathrooms.>
They'll bring your food to the table for ya. Then they come around to> be sure you have everything you need.>
There is always a newspaper machine outside. And most of the time,> there is today's paper up by the tray return, bought by some kind soul> earlier in the day and left behind for the next folks. Be sure and> return it when you're done.>
Oh, and did I mention the food? Great burgers with fresh veggies.> Smokey bacon with just the right combination of crunch and chewyness.> Chicken strips that come with real cream gravy, peppered just so.> Great fries that are not potato sticks.>
The folks always seem nice, like they know that they are serving good> food and are proud to do so.>
I've never been to a bad Whataburger.>
Whataburger rocks.>
I'm hungry.
I knew I liked you, we need to have a What-A-Burgerthon sometime.
Matthew Hennig 23 March 2005 06:03:39 [ permanent link ]
Steve Cutchen <maxfaq@earthlink.net> wrote in news:220320051701271382% maxfaq@earthlink.net:
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in>> > news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com: >> >
As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>> >> Ketchup packets at him.>
Bate.>
Whataburger ketchup has NEVER come in packets. It comes in cups. And> is flavored with garlic.>
Their straws are large diameter and easy to drink from.>
They have real paper towels in the bathrooms.>
They'll bring your food to the table for ya. Then they come around to> be sure you have everything you need.>
There is always a newspaper machine outside. And most of the time,> there is today's paper up by the tray return, bought by some kind soul> earlier in the day and left behind for the next folks. Be sure and> return it when you're done.>
Oh, and did I mention the food? Great burgers with fresh veggies. > Smokey bacon with just the right combination of crunch and chewyness. > Chicken strips that come with real cream gravy, peppered just so. > Great fries that are not potato sticks.>
The folks always seem nice, like they know that they are serving good> food and are proud to do so. >
I've never been to a bad Whataburger. >
Whataburger rocks.>
I'm hungry.
IAWTP.
MH
-- Ten of Spades Aggee Fedayeen Chief Supreme Ruler of the Obvious
"We just got outplayed today. That's the bottom line. And we got outcoached." - OU Head Coach Bob Stoops following the Texas A&M game, Nov 9, 2002
In article <pe20e.2617$yq2.2542@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com>, MoParMaN <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
"Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist" <are_you_kidding_me@invalid> wrote in > message news:Xns9621951C9C922mdahmusiocom@216.196.97.142...> > Frisbee® <discgolfdad@gEEmail.com> wrote in news:3abdt0F69sb04U1> > @individual.net:> >
Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist wrote:> >>> Matthew Hennig <matth@aggies.No_JuNk.com> wrote in> >>> news:Xns9618B1B1D9987matthaggiescom@216.196.97.136:> >>>
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in> >>>> news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com:> >>>>
It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He> >>>>> says, I want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want> >>>>> cheese or anything else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a> >>>>> number 2 with grilled jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give> >>>>> me all the stuff this yanqui idot doesn't want and throw it on mine> >>>>> too.....> >>>>>
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out> >>>>> Whataburgered" Yanqui....> >>>>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more> >>>>> Ketchup packets at him.> >>>>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......> >>>>
I miss Whataburger.> >>>
I rarely have an hour to wait for fast food. I find I don't miss it> >>> at all.> >>
An hour? Geeze. Maybe you should buy a new microwave.> >
Well, not an hour. Maybe 45 minutes. Whataburger is fucking slowaburger,> > and the burger's no better than Wendy's.> >
-- > > Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist>
Wendy's doesn't have grilled Jalapeno's, a true Texas Burger does...
Wendy's. Where you can get your swiss burger with cool ranch dressing.
Heh.
Besides, square burgers are stoopid, and prolly some communist plot.
"Steve Cutchen" <maxfaq@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:230320050022158332%maxfaq@earthlink.net...> In article <pe20e.2617$yq2.2542@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com>, MoParMaN> <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote:>
"Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist" <are_you_kidding_me@invalid> wrote in>> message news:Xns9621951C9C922mdahmusiocom@216.196.97.142...>> > Frisbee® <discgolfdad@gEEmail.com> wrote in news:3abdt0F69sb04U1>> > @individual.net:>> >
Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist wrote:>> >>> Matthew Hennig <matth@aggies.No_JuNk.com> wrote in>> >>> news:Xns9618B1B1D9987matthaggiescom@216.196.97.136:>> >>>
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in>> >>>> news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com:>> >>>>
It started with him standing next to me and placing his order. He>> >>>>> says, I want a burger with meat and ketchup only, I don't want>> >>>>> cheese or anything else.....The it was my turn. I said I'll have a>> >>>>> number 2 with grilled jalapeno's and double cheese. Could you give>> >>>>> me all the stuff this yanqui idot doesn't want and throw it on mine>> >>>>> too.....>> >>>>>
He looked at me, I looked at him.....and I said, "You just been out>> >>>>> Whataburgered" Yanqui....>> >>>>> As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>> >>>>> Ketchup packets at him.>> >>>>>
He won't be back, even the Mexicans were clapping.......>> >>>>
I miss Whataburger.>> >>>
I rarely have an hour to wait for fast food. I find I don't miss it>> >>> at all.>> >>
An hour? Geeze. Maybe you should buy a new microwave.>> >
Well, not an hour. Maybe 45 minutes. Whataburger is fucking >> > slowaburger,>> > and the burger's no better than Wendy's.>> >
-- >> > Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist>>
Wendy's doesn't have grilled Jalapeno's, a true Texas Burger does...>
Wendy's. Where you can get your swiss burger with cool ranch dressing.>
Heh.>
Besides, square burgers are stoopid, and prolly some communist plot.
I hear ya, they're just not the same since they killed off Dave.
As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more> > > >> Ketchup packets at him.> >
Bate.> >
Whataburger ketchup has NEVER come in packets. It comes in cups. And> > is flavored with garlic.> >
Their straws are large diameter and easy to drink from.> >
They have real paper towels in the bathrooms.>
That's always the best indicator of fine dining.
It's certainly a best indicator of the thoughtfulness that makes a fine fast food joint. I guess you like the 'wipe your hands on your pants' machines...
Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist 24 March 2005 00:18:21 [ permanent link ]
Steve Cutchen <maxfaq@earthlink.net> wrote in news:220320051701271382% maxfaq@earthlink.net:
"MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> wrote in>> > news:vC0Zd.17351$YD4.3616@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com: >> >
As he scruffed out the door, I said catch and threw about 5 more>> >> Ketchup packets at him.>
Bate.>
Whataburger ketchup has NEVER come in packets. It comes in cups. And> is flavored with garlic.>
Their straws are large diameter and easy to drink from.>
They have real paper towels in the bathrooms.>
They'll bring your food to the table for ya. Then they come around to> be sure you have everything you need.>
There is always a newspaper machine outside. And most of the time,> there is today's paper up by the tray return, bought by some kind soul> earlier in the day and left behind for the next folks. Be sure and> return it when you're done.>
Oh, and did I mention the food? Great burgers with fresh veggies. > Smokey bacon with just the right combination of crunch and chewyness. > Chicken strips that come with real cream gravy, peppered just so. > Great fries that are not potato sticks.>
The folks always seem nice, like they know that they are serving good> food and are proud to do so. >
I've never been to a bad Whataburger. >
Whataburger rocks.>
I'm hungry.>
Hope you don't starve to death while waiting for your 'fast' food. Bring a snack.
Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist 24 March 2005 00:19:53 [ permanent link ]
Steve Cutchen <maxfaq@earthlink.net> wrote in news:230320050022158332%maxfaq@earthlink.net:
Well, not an hour. Maybe 45 minutes. Whataburger is fucking>> > slowaburger, and the burger's no better than Wendy's.>> >
-- >> > Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist>>
Wendy's doesn't have grilled Jalapeno's, a true Texas Burger does...>
Wendy's. Where you can get your swiss burger with cool ranch> dressing.
OK, I didn't want to do this, but even Burger King is as good as Whataburger, and takes a tenth as much time, and they do, in fact, produce (round) burgers with jalapeno's on them.
Whataburger is fast-food quality at sit-down speed. I don't know why anybody goes there.
"Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist" <are_you_kidding_me@invalid> wrote in message news:Xns962291C84EDA2mdahmusiocom@216.196.97.142...> Steve Cutchen <maxfaq@earthlink.net> wrote in> news:230320050022158332%maxfaq@earthlink.net:>
Well, not an hour. Maybe 45 minutes. Whataburger is fucking>>> > slowaburger, and the burger's no better than Wendy's.>>> >
-- >>> > Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist>>>
Wendy's doesn't have grilled Jalapeno's, a true Texas Burger does...>>
Wendy's. Where you can get your swiss burger with cool ranch>> dressing.>
OK, I didn't want to do this, but even Burger King is as good as> Whataburger, and takes a tenth as much time, and they do, in fact, produce> (round) burgers with jalapeno's on them.>
Whataburger is fast-food quality at sit-down speed. I don't know why> anybody goes there.>
