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GYXU > Football > Confuse-A-Spouse 10 March 2005 20:51:19

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Joel K. 'Jay' Furr 10 March 2005 02:06:38
 Anyone ever had the urge, when you're sitting at home bored and your spouse
is still at work, to think up something really strange to do just to
confuse your spouse when she or he or it (in the case of Jaros) gets home?

I know for a fact that in the basement we've got a pack of those glue-on
googly eyes we got at a craft store a long time ago, and I've got socks,
and I know where there's some red yarn. I'm tempted to go make a sock
puppet and either be having a conversation with it when the wife comes in,
or, alternately, simply leave it on my desk, then move it to random spots
around the house over the next few days.

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Dennis 10 March 2005 02:38:54 permanent link ]
 "Joel K. 'Jay' Furr" <jfurr-nospam@nospa­m-furrs.org> You're digging it
round, when it aughta Be SQUARE
Anyone ever had the urge, when you're sitting at home bored and your spouse >is still at work, to think up something really strange to do just to >confuse your spouse when she or he or it (in the case of Jaros) gets home?>
I know for a fact that in the basement we've got a pack of those glue-on >googly eyes we got at a craft store a long time ago, and I've got socks, >and I know where there's some red yarn. I'm tempted to go make a sock >puppet and either be having a conversation with it when the wife comes in, >or, alternately, simply leave it on my desk, then move it to random spots >around the house over the next few days.

I like the way you think...


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John Rogers 10 March 2005 03:19:04 permanent link ]
 Yeah, "Joel K. 'Jay' Furr" <jfurr-nospam@nospa­m-furrs.org>, well...
that's just like... your opinion man.
Anyone ever had the urge, when you're sitting at home bored and your spouse >is still at work, to think up something really strange to do just to >confuse your spouse when she or he or it (in the case of Jaros) gets home?>
I know for a fact that in the basement we've got a pack of those glue-on >googly eyes we got at a craft store a long time ago, and I've got socks, >and I know where there's some red yarn. I'm tempted to go make a sock >puppet and either be having a conversation with it when the wife comes in, >or, alternately, simply leave it on my desk, then move it to random spots >around the house over the next few days.

Dewd, you are scary.

I say go for it.


John Rogers
AU Class of 1985
The Al Del Greco of Atlanta

"Subordination is the natural order: there is subordination in Heaven -
Thrones and Dominions take precendence over Powers and Principalities,
Archangels and ordinary foremast angels; and so it is in the Navy. You
have come to the wrong shop for anarchy, brother."

(Captain Jack Aubrey, R.N. "The Ionian Mission)
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Sumbuddy 10 March 2005 03:33:22 permanent link ]
 On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 22:06:38 -0000, Joel K. 'Jay' Furr
wrote:
Anyone ever had the urge, when you're sitting at home bored and your spouse > is still at work, to think up something really strange to do just to > confuse your spouse when she or he or it (in the case of Jaros) gets home?>
I know for a fact that in the basement we've got a pack of those glue-on > googly eyes we got at a craft store a long time ago, and I've got socks, > and I know where there's some red yarn. I'm tempted to go make a sock > puppet and either be having a conversation with it when the wife comes in, > or, alternately, simply leave it on my desk, then move it to random spots > around the house over the next few days.

Hmmm... suddenly my wife's collection of giant eyeball
drinking straws doesn't bother me as much any more.

Sumbuddy
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Daniel Seriff 10 March 2005 04:35:26 permanent link ]
 Joel K. 'Jay' Furr, if this gets out, the next words you say will be muffled
by your own butt:
Anyone ever had the urge, when you're sitting at home bored and your spouse > is still at work, to think up something really strange to do just to > confuse your spouse when she or he or it (in the case of Jaros) gets home?>
I know for a fact that in the basement we've got a pack of those glue-on > googly eyes we got at a craft store a long time ago, and I've got socks, > and I know where there's some red yarn. I'm tempted to go make a sock > puppet and either be having a conversation with it when the wife comes in, > or, alternately, simply leave it on my desk, then move it to random spots > around the house over the next few days.

Joel Furr: Evil Genius.

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Matthew Hennig 10 March 2005 04:39:57 permanent link ]
 Daniel Seriff <microtonal@nospam.­org> wrote in
news:0001HW.BE54F26­E0E988664F02845B0@ne­ws-server.austin.rr.­com:
Joel K. 'Jay' Furr, if this gets out, the next words you say will be> muffled by your own butt:>
Anyone ever had the urge, when you're sitting at home bored and your>> spouse is still at work, to think up something really strange to do>> just to confuse your spouse when she or he or it (in the case of>> Jaros) gets home? >>
I know for a fact that in the basement we've got a pack of those>> glue-on googly eyes we got at a craft store a long time ago, and I've>> got socks, and I know where there's some red yarn. I'm tempted to go>> make a sock puppet and either be having a conversation with it when>> the wife comes in, or, alternately, simply leave it on my desk, then>> move it to random spots around the house over the next few days. >
Joel Furr: Evil Genius.

Joel Furr is Karl Rove?

MH

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Joel K. 'Jay' Furr 10 March 2005 04:46:41 permanent link ]
 Matthew Hennig <matth@aggies.No_Ju­Nk.com> wrote in
news:Xns9614C80A86D­B7matthaggiescom@216­.196.97.136:
Joel Furr is Karl Rove?

Oh, god. I think I just entered 10-3-39.

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Daniel Seriff 10 March 2005 04:53:30 permanent link ]
 Joel K. 'Jay' Furr, if this gets out, the next words you say will be muffled
by your own butt:
Matthew Hennig <matth@aggies.No_Ju­Nk.com> wrote in > news:Xns9614C80A86D­B7matthaggiescom@216­.196.97.136:>
Joel Furr is Karl Rove?>
Oh, god. I think I just entered 10-3-39.

No, you just bought it from Nigeria.

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Dennis 10 March 2005 20:22:06 permanent link ]
 Daniel Seriff <microtonal@nospam.­org> You're digging it round, when it
aughta Be SQUARE
Joel K. 'Jay' Furr, if this gets out, the next words you say will be muffled >by your own butt:>
Matthew Hennig <matth@aggies.No_Ju­Nk.com> wrote in >> news:Xns9614C80A86D­B7matthaggiescom@216­.196.97.136:>>
Joel Furr is Karl Rove?>>
Oh, god. I think I just entered 10-3-39.>
No, you just bought it from Nigeria.

so that's how I'm supposed to get my 10 MILION dollars!!!

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"People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to" - Jerry Seinfeld
"Education is the progressive discovery of our own Ignorance" - Will Durant
"We are drowning in information, while starving for wisdom." - E.O. Wilson
"the glass is not only half full the first half was delicious" --Me
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Xyzzy 10 March 2005 20:51:19 permanent link ]
 Joel K. 'Jay' Furr wrote:
Anyone ever had the urge, when you're sitting at home bored and your spouse > is still at work, to think up something really strange to do just to > confuse your spouse when she or he or it (in the case of Jaros) gets home?>
I know for a fact that in the basement we've got a pack of those glue-on > googly eyes we got at a craft store a long time ago, and I've got socks, > and I know where there's some red yarn. I'm tempted to go make a sock > puppet and either be having a conversation with it when the wife comes in, > or, alternately, simply leave it on my desk, then move it to random spots > around the house over the next few days. >

So what, you watched Gaslight on TCM again?

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