INSTRUCTIONS: Please use a virtual #2 pencil and fill in the oval next to > your answer evenly. If you make a mistake, you're an idiot. Cheating will > result in ESPN's College Gameday being hosted at your house every Saturday > this fall -- with drunk-at-7am frat boys (no wimmin allowed), a horny Chris > Fowler, and an unmedicated Lee Corso broadcasting from your living room. If > anyone doesn't answer the question in the essay portion of the test, they > will receive a zero grade for that part. Any attempts to whine on your blog, > raise the hackles of the College Democrats/Republicans, or send the > InstaPundit guy after me will only result in pissing me off.>
TIME LIMIT: 50 minutes>
MULTIPLE CHOICE:> 1. Ron Zook:Illinois::Gary DiNardo:__________> a. Indiana> b. Vanderbilt> c. LSU> d. Colorado>
2. Which Elvis Costello song could be deemed the theme song of Nebraska > coach Bill Callahan's first year?> a. "Pills and Soap"> b. "Brilliant Mistake"> c. "Almost Blue"> d. "Shipbuilding">
3. During 2004, which word was most used in posted responses to Charles > Beauchamp?> a. "f**king"> b. "fascist"> c. "fundamentalist"> d. "fraud">
4. Besides Auburn, which team most deserved a share of the MNC?> a. Texas> b. Oklahoma> c. Utah> d. Alabama doesn't share MNCs>
5. Who is most to blame for the failure of the Democrats in the 2004 > election?> a. Dan Rather and Mary Mapes> b. Carl Rove> c. Swift Boat Vets for Truth> d. Gavin Newsom>
LOGIC PROBLEM> John Rogers, Ralph Kennedy, Dave Reid, Matthew Hennig, Mike Dahmus, and Tom > Enright all work for the same company. The company has six designated > parking spots -- A, B, C, D, E, F. They each drive six makes of cars -- > Honda, BMW, Toyota, Ford, Dodge, and Hummer. Human Resources wants to give > them assigned parking spaces so that there's less political strife and more > productivity.>
John Rogers refuses to park next to any liberals or cars not built in > America.> Ralph Kennedy thinks that Aggees are stupid, and he wouldn't be seen dead in > a Beamer.> Tom Enright once killed and ate a liberal, though later he admitted he was > high on meth and though it was Michael Moore. He drives a pickup.> Mike Dahmus hates pretty much everything, but he sure likes his hybrid.> Matthew Hennig giggles profusely if anyone says "Hummer" around him.>
1. How many blocks away from work does Tom Enright park, and is the shuttle > service to his pickup the company provides tax-deductible?>
2. What model bike does Dahmus ride to work?>
3. Is Dave Reid even working there anymore?>
4. Assign the parking spaces in the craptacular way Human Resources would.>
ESSAY QUESTIONS> 1. It has been said the more political you were on RSFC this year, the more > your football team disappointed you. Do you agree or disagree with this > statement? Provide examples.>
Kokopeli wrote:> INSTRUCTIONS: Please use a virtual #2 pencil and fill in the oval next to> your answer evenly. If you make a mistake, you're an idiot. Cheating will> result in ESPN's College Gameday being hosted at your house every Saturday> this fall -- with drunk-at-7am frat boys (no wimmin allowed), a horny Chris> Fowler, and an unmedicated Lee Corso broadcasting from your living room. If> anyone doesn't answer the question in the essay portion of the test, they> will receive a zero grade for that part. Any attempts to whine on your blog,> raise the hackles of the College Democrats/Republicans, or send the> InstaPundit guy after me will only result in pissing me off.>
TIME LIMIT: 50 minutes>
MULTIPLE CHOICE:> 1. Ron Zook:Illinois::Gary DiNardo:__________> a. Indiana> b. Vanderbilt> c. LSU> d. Colorado>
2. Which Elvis Costello song could be deemed the theme song of
Nebraska> coach Bill Callahan's first year?> a. "Pills and Soap"> b. "Brilliant Mistake"> c. "Almost Blue"> d. "Shipbuilding">
3. During 2004, which word was most used in posted responses to
Charles> Beauchamp?> a. "f**king"> b. "fascist"> c. "fundamentalist"> d. "fraud">
4. Besides Auburn, which team most deserved a share of the MNC?> a. Texas> b. Oklahoma> c. Utah> d. Alabama doesn't share MNCs>
5. Who is most to blame for the failure of the Democrats in the 2004> election?> a. Dan Rather and Mary Mapes> b. Carl Rove> c. Swift Boat Vets for Truth> d. Gavin Newsom>
LOGIC PROBLEM> John Rogers, Ralph Kennedy, Dave Reid, Matthew Hennig, Mike Dahmus,
and Tom> Enright all work for the same company. The company has six designated
parking spots -- A, B, C, D, E, F. They each drive six makes of cars
--> Honda, BMW, Toyota, Ford, Dodge, and Hummer. Human Resources wants to give> them assigned parking spaces so that there's less political strife and more> productivity.>
John Rogers refuses to park next to any liberals or cars not built in
America.> Ralph Kennedy thinks that Aggees are stupid, and he wouldn't be seen
dead in> a Beamer.> Tom Enright once killed and ate a liberal, though later he admitted he was> high on meth and though it was Michael Moore. He drives a pickup.> Mike Dahmus hates pretty much everything, but he sure likes his hybrid.> Matthew Hennig giggles profusely if anyone says "Hummer" around him.>
1. How many blocks away from work does Tom Enright park, and is the
shuttle> service to his pickup the company provides tax-deductible?>
2. What model bike does Dahmus ride to work?>
3. Is Dave Reid even working there anymore?>
4. Assign the parking spaces in the craptacular way Human Resources
would.>
ESSAY QUESTIONS> 1. It has been said the more political you were on RSFC this year,
the more> your football team disappointed you. Do you agree or disagree with this> statement? Provide examples.>
2. Explain the limitations of the traditional bowl system, BCS, and
proposed> playoff systems in determining a single MNC team. Which system should be put> in place, and why? And finally, is having a split MNC necessarily a
Matthew Hennig 25 February 2005 09:37:52 [ permanent link ]
John Rogers <tiger7_88@yahoo.com> wrote in news:orad11ht8h113hm74slg3onju1b64feabi@4ax.com:
Yeah, Dave Reid <ddreid@comcast.com>, well... that's just like... your> opinion man.>
"Kokopeli" <wnalyd@de-l33t-me.comcast.net> wrote in>>news:3L-dneJrU6AAtovfRVn-1w@comcast.com: >>
1. How many blocks away from work does Tom Enright park, and is the>>> shuttle service to his pickup the company provides tax-deductible?>>>
2. What model bike does Dahmus ride to work?>>>
3. Is Dave Reid even working there anymore?>>>
4. Assign the parking spaces in the craptacular way Human Resources>>> would. >>
I would want to car-pool with Rogers, just because I'm sure I>> could >>talk him into pulling the "Aloha" friday deal, leaving early, and>>going to the "off-site facility", otherwise known as the Pink Pony.>
I hear they have "broad" band access at the PONEY!!!~! See ya there!!!
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