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GYXU > F1, Indy, Nascar, Rally > (Hopefully) Humor: Top 10 signs you're at a NASCAR fan's funeral 9 May 2005 15:50:01
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(Hopefully) Humor: Top 10 signs you're at a NASCAR fan's funeral

Scott Stevenson 9 May 2005 15:50:01
 I don't remember where I got this:

Top 10 signs you're at a NASCAR fan's funeral:

10: Casket features an exact replica of Mikey's paint scheme. Cutaway
version is available to see special features of the casket

9: Deceased is referred to as being "out of the race for the chase"

8: Heart-stirring eulogies delivered by Mike Joy and Jeff Hammond

7: "Amazing Grace" performed by nine-year-old girl from Bristol, TN.

6: Only the first 43 cars allowed in procession to burial site.

5: Hearse referred to as "pace car"

4: Cars in procession weave back and forth to clean off tires

3: Cars caught speeding leaving chapel must go the back of
procession.

2: First-time mourners have yellow stripe on the back of the their
cars.

1: No coolers over 14 inches allowed in the chapel.

take care,
Scott
when his time comes, may pay someone to yell "Boogity, boogity,
boogity"

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