Sitting here in NZ trying to do some late night work and watching Liege-Bastogne-Liege highlights, my mind wandered. I reckon this business proposition has as much mileage as the boobies/coffee/donut stand.
Hook the Psychic Hotline up to caller ID and Zapasearch and then you can have the clairvoyant answer the phone with:
"Hello (insert name of mark here). Thanks for calling. I've been waiting for your call. How is (insert name of spouse)?"
