-Your last name stays put. -The garage is all yours. -Wedding plans take care of themselves. -Chocolate is just another snack. -You can be president. -You can never be pregnant. -You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. -You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. -Car mechanics tell you the truth. -The world is your urinal. -You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. -You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. -Same work, more pay. -Wrinkles add character. -People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. -The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. -New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. -Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. -A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. -You can open all your own jars. -You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. -If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. -Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. -You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. -The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. -You only have to shave your face and neck. -You can play with toys all your life. -Your belly usually hides your big hips. -One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons. -You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. -You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. -You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. -You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
(Got this in the morning's email - dunno who wrote it)
