The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles?"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Inventor? Well, in a way I guess so."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion; 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours
You should know krause,,, you are the humor provider around here. I mean you claim to own every boat around, all this land,, where the deer and the buffalo roam. You feed the critters daily and allow tourists to wonder around your property, only taking photos and picnicking. Lol,,, you have a rather large dock on the Chesapeake,, your sad existence with your third wife, 20 years your junior, your own children have left you just as YOU YOURSELF has said and you hold two union cards. Then you buy Japanese products to save a dime and better your quality,,, lol,,, krause,, you are the humor around here. What will you say next,,,,,,
It is a good thing your computer doesn't double as a lie detector machine,, otherwise the city would be blowing fuses left and right,,, lol,,, oooo my,,,, better bring on the meds again there krause,,, time for breakfast,,, have her much up the toast again krause,,, put it in the blender and throw in a few meds,,, another milkshake,,,
"HarryKrause" <Harry.Krause@gmail.com> wrote in message news:3a6to0F685sgbU1@individual.net...> Franko wrote:>> Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the Pearly >> Gates>> and states:>>
"Before you can walk through the Pearly Gates of Heaven, you each have to>> answer a biblical question.">>
Turning to the first nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is, >> 'Who>> was the first man on earth?'">>
The nun replies, "Oh, that's easy! Adam!" Lightning flashes, thunder>> rolls, the Pearly Gates open and the nun walks in.>>
Turning to the second nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is, >> 'Who>> was the first woman on earth?'">>
The nun replies, "Oh, that's easy! Eve!" Lightning flashes, thunder >> rolls,>> the Pearly Gates open and the nun walks in.>>
Turning to the third nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is, >> 'What>> were Eve's first words to Adam?'">>
The nun replies, "Oh, that's hard..." Lightning flashes, thunder rolls, >> the>> Pearly Gates open and the nun walks in.>>
Well, that's a step up from what usually passes for humor in here.
yeah it was. It would have been great if someone had it on video.
"thunder" <thunderTAKEOUT@gti.net> wrote in message news:d242jo$rc0$1@domitilla.aioe.org...> On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 10:31:30 -0500, Rookie Boater wrote:>
Classic Boatworks of Maine 28 March 2005 01:33:11 [ permanent link ]
Then you would have loved the story of the sailboat captain who was shooting a starter pistol into the air in Camden, Maine when a PWCer was making a pest of himself around the captain's boatload of paying customers!!
Classic Boatworks of Maine 28 March 2005 01:33:46 [ permanent link ]
Well, it was all funny except the part about shooting the dog!
-- Marshall and Jo Duhaime, Jr Classic Boatworks of Maine http://www.classicboatworksofmaine.com "thunder" <thunderTAKEOUT@gti.net> wrote in message news:d242jo$rc0$1@domitilla.aioe.org...> On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 10:31:30 -0500, Rookie Boater wrote:>
