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How to prevent asteroid-damage on boats ???

Paul Eisner 5 March 2005 09:50:08
 You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is
because of the secret energy fields under the sea.

So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an
umbrella help?
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Gordon 5 March 2005 11:17:30 [ permanent link ]
 Only if it's sunbrella, um,or asterella!
G
"Paul Eisner" <insane_pile@yahoo.­co.nz> wrote in message
news:d97491c7.05030­42150.28d83914@posti­ng.google.com...> You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is> because of the secret energy fields under the sea.>
So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an> umbrella help?



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Stanley Barthfarkle 5 March 2005 13:56:45 [ permanent link ]
 "Paul Eisner" <insane_pile@yahoo.­co.nz> wrote in message
news:d97491c7.05030­42150.28d83914@posti­ng.google.com...> You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is> because of the secret energy fields under the sea.>
So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an> umbrella help?


If you quit smoking that crap, you'll find that your asteroid impact ratio
decreases dramatically...


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Short Wave Sportfishing 5 March 2005 14:56:54 [ permanent link ]
 On 4 Mar 2005 21:50:08 -0800, insane_pile@yahoo.c­o.nz (Paul Eisner)
wrote:
You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is>because of the secret energy fields under the sea.>
So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an>umbrella help?

Aluminum foil - wrap your boat in aluminum foil. Shiny side out. It
reflects and focuses the sun's energy and repells all asteroids
strikes.

Later,

Tom
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Harry Krause 5 March 2005 15:42:39 [ permanent link ]
 Paul Eisner wrote:> You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is> because of the secret energy fields under the sea.>
So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an> umbrella help?

Only if it is shaped like a pyramid.
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Harry Krause 5 March 2005 19:16:04 [ permanent link ]
 On 4 Mar 2005 21:50:08 -0800, insane_pile@yahoo.c­o.nz (Paul Eisner)
wrote:
You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is>because of the secret energy fields under the sea.>
So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an>umbrella help?

Good one. I just love boating humor.

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JimH 5 March 2005 22:19:44 [ permanent link ]
 
"Short Wave Sportfishing" <emaildisguised@ask­me.com> wrote in message
news:iu3j21d5p9ks5o­1grndkrdiqlu0d5d1f19­@4ax.com...> On 4 Mar 2005 21:50:08 -0800, insane_pile@yahoo.c­o.nz (Paul Eisner)> wrote:>
You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is>>because of the secret energy fields under the sea.>>
So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an>>umbrella help?>
Aluminum foil - wrap your boat in aluminum foil. Shiny side out. It> reflects and focuses the sun's energy and repells all asteroids> strikes.>
Later,>
Tom

Funny thread. Even more amusing than some of the political ones. ;-)­


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Guest 6 March 2005 03:55:59 [ permanent link ]
 Most Sailboats are immune to asteroid impact because their mast stays
resemble pyramids. However, unstayed masts have been know to be better
asteroid attractors than even powerboats. If you would like, I can
provide my calculations for the radius of the "Zone of protection"
afforded by a stayed mast.

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Short Wave Sportfishing 6 March 2005 04:08:00 [ permanent link ]
 On 5 Mar 2005 15:55:59 -0800, dbohara@mindspring.­com wrote:
Most Sailboats are immune to asteroid impact because their mast stays>resemble pyramids. However, unstayed masts have been know to be better>asteroid attractors than even powerboats. If you would like, I can>provide my calculations for the radius of the "Zone of protection">afforde­d by a stayed mast.

Ah - but you have failed to take into account the random factor of
chaos theory.

Simply, a calculation that I just did demonstrated that the stays
disturb minor wind patterns which in turn affect the flight of sea
gulls creating minor vortex disturbances which eventually make their
way into the upper levels of the atmosphere eventually turning into
storms which move the magnetic and Van Allen belts causing more
meteors to be attracted to other sailboats on the other side of the
world sinking them attracting abnormal amounts of bait fish which
affects tidal structures altering weather patterns in China in which
the rice harvest fails and there is world economic collapse.

And it's all your fault.

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John H 6 March 2005 04:36:03 [ permanent link ]
 On 5 Mar 2005 15:55:59 -0800, dbohara@mindspring.­com wrote:
Most Sailboats are immune to asteroid impact because their mast stays>resemble pyramids. However, unstayed masts have been know to be better>asteroid attractors than even powerboats. If you would like, I can>provide my calculations for the radius of the "Zone of protection">afforde­d by a stayed mast.

That would be nice. I am a firm believer that 'pi rules' so I'd be very
interested.


John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."
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John H 6 March 2005 04:46:02 [ permanent link ]
 On Sun, 06 Mar 2005 00:08:00 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
<emaildisguised@ask­me.com> wrote:
On 5 Mar 2005 15:55:59 -0800, dbohara@mindspring.­com wrote:>
Most Sailboats are immune to asteroid impact because their mast stays>>resemble pyramids. However, unstayed masts have been know to be better>>asteroid attractors than even powerboats. If you would like, I can>>provide my calculations for the radius of the "Zone of protection">>afford­ed by a stayed mast.>
Ah - but you have failed to take into account the random factor of>chaos theory.>
Simply, a calculation that I just did demonstrated that the stays>disturb minor wind patterns which in turn affect the flight of sea>gulls creating minor vortex disturbances which eventually make their>way into the upper levels of the atmosphere eventually turning into>storms which move the magnetic and Van Allen belts causing more>meteors to be attracted to other sailboats on the other side of the>world sinking them attracting abnormal amounts of bait fish which>affects tidal structures altering weather patterns in China in which>the rice harvest fails and there is world economic collapse.>
And it's all your fault.

friggin' butterflies


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Black Dog 7 March 2005 00:22:53 [ permanent link ]
 Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:> On 4 Mar 2005 21:50:08 -0800, insane_pile@yahoo.c­o.nz (Paul Eisner)> wrote:>
You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is>>because of the secret energy fields under the sea.>>
So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an>>umbrella help?>
Aluminum foil - wrap your boat in aluminum foil. Shiny side out. It> reflects and focuses the sun's energy and repells all asteroids> strikes.>
Later,>
Tom

Aluminum foil formed into a hat has also been known to deter all things
extraterrestial.

Stella
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Atl Man2 7 March 2005 18:46:47 [ permanent link ]
 
Black Dog wrote:> Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:> > On 4 Mar 2005 21:50:08 -0800, insane_pile@yahoo.c­o.nz (Paul Eisner)> > wrote:> >
You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is> >>because of the secret energy fields under the sea.> >>
So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an> >>umbrella help?> >
Aluminum foil - wrap your boat in aluminum foil. Shiny side out.
reflects and focuses the sun's energy and repells all asteroids> > strikes.> >
Later,> >
Aluminum foil formed into a hat has also been known to deter all
things> extraterrestial.>
Stella

You left out something. The Aluminum foil hat MUST be pyramidal.

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Gary 7 March 2005 23:34:58 [ permanent link ]
 

"The Anti-Troll" <Anonymous-Remailer­@See.Comment.Header>­ wrote:

Yea, well..

1st: It and the responces were funny - so more power to the "troll"

2nd: Doesn't your reply and directions of where to find all his "high
scores"
add to his fulfillment of people recognizing his "work".


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